Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
Active since February 25, 2020.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2559. | Ebi13579 (ebenezer13579) | 111.05 | 98.4% | 2024-08-03 |
| 2560. | Wopodo (wopodo) | 111.05 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 2561. | Noah (irondragonian) | 111.05 | 99% | 2021-03-25 |
| 2562. | derdier (derdier) | 111.05 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 2563. | jin (jinyt911) | 111.04 | 99% | 2020-09-08 |
| 2564. | redir llub (scythaah) | 111.03 | 99% | 2022-02-04 |
| 2565. | Noam (noamaster88) | 111.03 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 2566. | beans (beansrandy) | 111.01 | 98% | 2022-08-07 |
| 2567. | Nic (pi_nicole_ada) | 111.00 | 98% | 2025-07-01 |
| 2568. | Persia (persiat) | 111.00 | 98% | 2025-08-22 |
| 2569. | Stuji (stu_ji) | 110.99 | 98.4% | 2021-02-25 |
| 2570. | ⓀⒾⓃⒼⓄ (hasnatahmad) | 110.99 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 2571. | Akshay (akshay1314) | 110.98 | 98.4% | 2025-02-04 |
| 2572. | Joyo (joyoboyou) | 110.98 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 2573. | Jason (blue37) | 110.98 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 2574. | winnifred (thepeppery_one) | 110.98 | 98% | 2022-02-04 |
| 2575. | LockStock (lockstock) | 110.97 | 99.4% | 2023-11-20 |
| 2576. | Jack (silvervayne) | 110.97 | 99% | 2022-08-25 |
| 2577. | Pokemon (pokemonkillr) | 110.97 | 98% | 2025-09-17 |
| 2578. | Christian (breeboy) | 110.97 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 2579. | Zizo (zizo1277) | 110.96 | 99.2% | 2024-02-21 |
| 2580. | BlackTyper (black_typer) | 110.96 | 98.2% | 2024-11-12 |
| 2581. | John (johnsexum) | 110.95 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 2582. | Quintuples (quintuples) | 110.94 | 96.1% | 2025-04-29 |
| 2583. | quipo (quipo) | 110.94 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
| 2584. | grompchomp (slowbutquick) | 110.93 | 99% | 2021-02-08 |
| 2585. | vipul (vip_ul16) | 110.92 | 98% | 2025-07-01 |
| 2586. | (spireonthemoor) | 110.91 | 99% | 2025-03-13 |
| 2587. | Matt (ferrarifingers) | 110.91 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| 2588. | JO (johowjo) | 110.90 | 98% | 2025-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |