So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35845. | Sherzat (sherzat3) | 35.01 | — | 2010-03-28 |
| 35846. | Kayc (chakyin) | 35.01 | 89% | 2013-02-20 |
| 35847. | Rishabh (rshbhrj23) | 34.98 | 84% | 2014-10-04 |
| 35848. | xavier (razzmatazz) | 34.98 | 96% | 2012-04-13 |
| 35849. | leon (leonwiththelord) | 34.90 | 93% | 2015-01-18 |
| 35850. | Rockz hu (huhu) | 34.90 | 90% | 2011-12-11 |
| 35851. | Andrey (tentale) | 34.87 | 90% | 2021-05-18 |
| 35852. | Nelson (condorpapi) | 34.84 | 98% | 2023-07-29 |
| 35853. | aakash (aakash001) | 34.84 | 96% | 2021-02-19 |
| 35854. | Down (dibil) | 34.80 | 91% | 2020-12-10 |
| 35855. | Filip (flameouken) | 34.80 | 92% | 2018-01-26 |
| 35856. | Zakaria (zakariafattal) | 34.80 | 94% | 2017-02-06 |
| 35857. | whitesyy (whitesyy) | 34.80 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 35858. | mento (mento) | 34.79 | 94% | 2012-01-10 |
| 35859. | Jebaraj (jebarajpaul) | 34.75 | 92% | 2012-10-26 |
| 35860. | Gracey (gracey0000017) | 34.74 | 89% | 2012-11-28 |
| 35861. | breakpoint (breakpoint) | 34.70 | 89% | 2013-12-30 |
| 35862. | Erik (dephoenix) | 34.70 | 92% | 2012-11-18 |
| 35863. | bfreijzer (bfreijzer2008) | 34.68 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
| 35864. | Edward (popper3250) | 34.67 | 91% | 2013-08-27 |
| 35865. | Shubham (shubham1234rtr) | 34.64 | 95.9% | 2021-02-20 |
| 35866. | Nqaba (super1) | 34.59 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 35867. | Steve (spahun13) | 34.54 | — | 2010-05-10 |
| 35868. | Niklas (nilaksalkin) | 34.53 | 91% | 2016-05-07 |
| 35869. | mans (mansky) | 34.53 | 86% | 2011-07-23 |
| 35870. | Mcmihar (mcmihar) | 34.52 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 35871. | Mohit (mohit311) | 34.51 | 92% | 2022-05-23 |
| 35872. | Rogelio (sirgie25) | 34.51 | 94% | 2022-09-22 |
| 35873. | Kat (kattyper) | 34.48 | 91% | 2013-06-29 |
| 35874. | Josh (krodnc38) | 34.45 | 94% | 2011-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |