So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22777. | (jedwards7763) | 63.54 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 22778. | (yocha@yahoo.com) | 63.54 | — | 2011-01-24 |
| 22779. | Hisa (xuan0703) | 63.53 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
| 22780. | (raymondstance) | 63.53 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 22781. | (mamdouh_75) | 63.53 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 22782. | (desouky22) | 63.53 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 22783. | (superthor1999) | 63.53 | 94.4% | 2021-02-18 |
| 22784. | (jihizzle) | 63.53 | 96% | 2018-09-14 |
| 22785. | (limeforce) | 63.53 | 94% | 2013-03-18 |
| 22786. | (magalisilva) | 63.53 | 93% | 2013-12-07 |
| 22787. | Sameer (firefoxqb) | 63.52 | 95% | 2021-05-27 |
| 22788. | (takethemall) | 63.52 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
| 22789. | Elliot (privateplague) | 63.52 | 93% | 2021-03-25 |
| 22790. | Colin (disc_0) | 63.52 | 95% | 2021-01-31 |
| 22791. | (timoteyo) | 63.52 | 97% | 2015-01-21 |
| 22792. | (thiyp) | 63.52 | 94% | 2014-08-24 |
| 22793. | (jaybof) | 63.51 | 94% | 2013-09-19 |
| 22794. | (kurpitskuningas) | 63.51 | 95.1% | 2023-05-19 |
| 22795. | mupppet (mcmuppet) | 63.51 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 22796. | (raresc) | 63.51 | 82% | 2013-09-27 |
| 22797. | (breakboy) | 63.51 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 22798. | (redpanda54321) | 63.51 | 91% | 2016-03-08 |
| 22799. | (nikasaur) | 63.51 | 83% | 2011-12-24 |
| 22800. | (notjean) | 63.50 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 22801. | (itsmeraj___) | 63.50 | 95% | 2023-02-12 |
| 22802. | (pandora0) | 63.50 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 22803. | (mmrxyz) | 63.50 | 98% | 2015-09-17 |
| 22804. | (anthony104) | 63.50 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 22805. | (jenny24) | 63.50 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 22806. | (dilliocm) | 63.50 | 98% | 2018-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |