I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7915. | Peter (hat4ke) | 92.44 | 97% | 2020-06-23 |
| 7916. | skyeblu7 (skyeblu7) | 92.43 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 7917. | Combinatorics (combinatorics) | 92.42 | 93% | 2017-03-12 |
| 7918. | Braden (barbuthnot) | 92.42 | 97% | 2021-12-10 |
| 7919. | Damon (damonc89) | 92.42 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 7920. | Kolock (kolock) | 92.42 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 7921. | (aus10_) | 92.41 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 7922. | Elijah (codtenthprestige) | 92.41 | 99% | 2022-10-03 |
| 7923. | Kay (hothandj) | 92.41 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
| 7924. | Ili (humprawr) | 92.41 | 96.2% | 2021-02-10 |
| 7925. | robdude22 (robodude22) | 92.41 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 7926. | Joe (raiting) | 92.40 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 7927. | Zach (westmanman) | 92.40 | 98% | 2024-07-28 |
| 7928. | Amber (theamberfang) | 92.40 | 98% | 2020-01-19 |
| 7929. | FP31 (fp31) | 92.40 | 98.1% | 2023-10-02 |
| 7930. | Jon (jbuchananr) | 92.40 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 7931. | xLord (the_conquerer) | 92.39 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 7932. | netty (breadwitch) | 92.39 | 97% | 2022-04-10 |
| 7933. | Patty (flappypatty420) | 92.38 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
| 7934. | tstats[drwsmnlpg97] (drwsmn... | 92.38 | 96% | 2023-04-21 |
| 7935. | H (hdawg187) | 92.38 | 94% | 2017-05-16 |
| 7936. | 👋youtu.be/AXNeUMDP3no (o... | 92.38 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
| 7937. | Juan (portnage) | 92.38 | 97.1% | 2023-05-16 |
| 7938. | kwonman99 (kwonman99) | 92.38 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 7939. | Joey (coxoncable) | 92.37 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
| 7940. | Vivid (vividistyping) | 92.37 | 96% | 2022-08-12 |
| 7941. | AlexYazan (alexyazan) | 92.37 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 7942. | iep (iebeaux) | 92.37 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 7943. | (â“¿_â“¿) (microfome) | 92.37 | 96% | 2025-05-14 |
| 7944. | Blagoj (pauc_99) | 92.37 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |