I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11316. | gegg (guy_sama) | 85.42 | 95% | 2022-02-15 |
| 11317. | Jesse (pinec0ne) | 85.42 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 11318. | Manh (manhnguyen123) | 85.42 | 99% | 2017-08-23 |
| 11319. | DuhMarquis (dmy3) | 85.42 | 95% | 2020-08-04 |
| 11320. | 💾 PROGRESS IS NOT LINEAR... | 85.42 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 11321. | Manol (ari3s) | 85.41 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 11322. | Nam (nambct) | 85.41 | 98.2% | 2023-10-27 |
| 11323. | Ahmed (icebreaker192837) | 85.40 | 98% | 2025-04-18 |
| 11324. | Jacob (jpoopy) | 85.40 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
| 11325. | B (batyrn) | 85.39 | 99% | 2019-04-03 |
| 11326. | Arka (arkacsedu) | 85.39 | 99% | 2023-05-23 |
| 11327. | Hassaan (hassaaaaaaaan_baaa... | 85.39 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 11328. | Said (surrenderordie) | 85.39 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
| 11329. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 85.38 | 98% | 2017-12-11 |
| 11330. | Norman (oomenacka) | 85.38 | 96.3% | 2024-12-25 |
| 11331. | Amal (amal_ronak) | 85.38 | 98% | 2019-05-30 |
| 11332. | reading (readinggaol) | 85.37 | 99% | 2022-04-24 |
| 11333. | Kyle (breadsy) | 85.37 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 11334. | David (fake_clover) | 85.36 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 11335. | robbie (robbiemcfly) | 85.36 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 11336. | Mike (jewunit) | 85.36 | 96% | 2021-04-17 |
| 11337. | Bourdon 16' (thekeyofg) | 85.36 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 11338. | Johnny (jharold) | 85.35 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 11339. | Victor (kingthevictor) | 85.35 | 98% | 2018-06-02 |
| 11340. | Sriram (sriram1994) | 85.34 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 11341. | FrolickeR (frolicker) | 85.33 | 96% | 2019-03-16 |
| 11342. | SkyerZ (skyerz) | 85.33 | 96% | 2021-10-20 |
| 11343. | Yabz (yabzfr) | 85.32 | 98% | 2023-01-04 |
| 11344. | Klunky (liamrob) | 85.32 | 98% | 2020-05-24 |
| 11345. | Kobert (littlekuri) | 85.32 | 97% | 2020-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |