I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11772. | nat (ilikeurmomlol) | 85.43 | 98% | 2024-01-10 |
| 11773. | Manh (manhnguyen123) | 85.42 | 99% | 2017-08-23 |
| 11774. | DuhMarquis (dmy3) | 85.42 | 95% | 2020-08-04 |
| 11775. | Jesse (pinec0ne) | 85.42 | 97.2% | 2023-06-11 |
| 11776. | 💾 PROGRESS IS NOT LINEAR... | 85.42 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 11777. | gegg (guy_sama) | 85.42 | 95% | 2022-02-15 |
| 11778. | Manol (ari3s) | 85.41 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 11779. | Nam (nambct) | 85.41 | 98.2% | 2023-10-27 |
| 11780. | Ahmed (icebreaker192837) | 85.40 | 97.8% | 2025-04-18 |
| 11781. | Jacob (jpoopy) | 85.40 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
| 11782. | B (batyrn) | 85.39 | 99% | 2019-04-03 |
| 11783. | Hassaan (hassaaaaaaaan_baaa... | 85.39 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 11784. | Said (surrenderordie) | 85.39 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
| 11785. | Norman (oomenacka) | 85.38 | 96.3% | 2024-12-25 |
| 11786. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 85.38 | 98% | 2017-12-11 |
| 11787. | Amal (amal_ronak) | 85.38 | 98% | 2019-05-30 |
| 11788. | reading (readinggaol) | 85.37 | 99% | 2022-04-24 |
| 11789. | Kyle (breadsy) | 85.37 | 98.2% | 2023-05-21 |
| 11790. | David (fake_clover) | 85.36 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 11791. | robbie (robbiemcfly) | 85.36 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 11792. | Mike (jewunit) | 85.36 | 96% | 2021-04-17 |
| 11793. | Bourdon 16' (thekeyofg) | 85.36 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 11794. | Johnny (jharold) | 85.35 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 11795. | Victor (kingthevictor) | 85.35 | 98% | 2018-06-02 |
| 11796. | Sriram (sriram1994) | 85.34 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 11797. | FrolickeR (frolicker) | 85.33 | 96% | 2019-03-16 |
| 11798. | SkyerZ (skyerz) | 85.33 | 96% | 2021-10-20 |
| 11799. | Yabz (yabzfr) | 85.32 | 98% | 2023-01-04 |
| 11800. | Klunky (liamrob) | 85.32 | 98% | 2020-05-24 |
| 11801. | Kobert (littlekuri) | 85.32 | 97% | 2020-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |