As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5898. | Kreoniz (kreoniz) | 95.15 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 5899. | Epixaid (epixaid) | 95.15 | 97% | 2019-07-21 |
| 5900. | Dvorak Klaas (acheron) | 95.15 | 98% | 2016-01-25 |
| 5901. | Alex (micek) | 95.14 | 91% | 2015-04-14 |
| 5902. | Kirsten (kpaisley) | 95.14 | 96% | 2016-11-30 |
| 5903. | Solomon (a1l337sauce) | 95.14 | 98% | 2017-07-22 |
| 5904. | Marc (murderdolphin) | 95.14 | 96% | 2015-08-07 |
| 5905. | Saul (paulsaredes) | 95.13 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
| 5906. | Sven (vlakz) | 95.13 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
| 5907. | Fexo (fexer) | 95.13 | 97% | 2017-03-20 |
| 5908. | Korbs (korbs) | 95.13 | 98% | 2018-05-20 |
| 5909. | Sc0rxh (sc0rxh) | 95.13 | 99% | 2020-06-24 |
| 5910. | Diego (daggo145) | 95.13 | 96% | 2015-06-26 |
| 5911. | Tracy (tcw1) | 95.12 | 93% | 2015-07-12 |
| 5912. | paragraph31 (paragraph31) | 95.12 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 5913. | Christian (crash1233) | 95.12 | 97% | 2025-03-19 |
| 5914. | Brayden (breadone) | 95.11 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 5915. | Ashley (darlavsue12) | 95.11 | 99% | 2021-11-23 |
| 5916. | 港女 (hkgal) | 95.11 | 97% | 2017-10-17 |
| 5917. | Nick (krupa1727) | 95.10 | 97.3% | 2025-01-23 |
| 5918. | greed (greedthelazy) | 95.10 | 98.6% | 2025-05-23 |
| 5919. | Nagu (nagusameta) | 95.09 | 98.6% | 2024-07-07 |
| 5920. | Christopher (smurtcj) | 95.08 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 5921. | Ethan (manao) | 95.07 | 87% | 2015-05-14 |
| 5922. | HC (no_sense_of_presence) | 95.07 | 98.5% | 2023-09-01 |
| 5923. | kookoo (lockloe) | 95.07 | 97% | 2016-03-19 |
| 5924. | Nmo (nmo63) | 95.06 | 97.3% | 2025-03-10 |
| 5925. | Peter (beterban) | 95.06 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 5926. | papa=d (diggaxgod) | 95.06 | 96% | 2019-11-25 |
| 5927. | Ryan (upperdecker) | 95.05 | 99.3% | 2024-09-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |