And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12898. | Maheriniaina tstats[kevinrs... | 91.91 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 12899. | 5pky (spooky_sec) | 91.91 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 12900. | uu.u.u (shruuuu) | 91.91 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 12901. | Bonnie (bonnieb1999) | 91.91 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 12902. | Yahya (yahyasahar) | 91.91 | 97% | 2016-04-25 |
| 12903. | Thug (thuglife512) | 91.91 | 93% | 2016-02-29 |
| 12904. | shaan (khem92) | 91.91 | 98% | 2016-10-14 |
| 12905. | tomatoboat (earocho) | 91.90 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 12906. | Aza (azakcry) | 91.90 | 91% | 2016-09-26 |
| 12907. | Brian (redder558) | 91.90 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 12908. | Nathan (nathanmiller) | 91.89 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 12909. | Rocky (rocky_whale) | 91.89 | 97.9% | 2023-10-24 |
| 12910. | dapiin (dapiin) | 91.89 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
| 12911. | A.H.M. (arceen) | 91.89 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
| 12912. | Jessica (pocarisweat) | 91.89 | 95% | 2014-10-05 |
| 12913. | Jeff (yureka) | 91.89 | 88% | 2015-02-14 |
| 12914. | John (johnisimus) | 91.88 | 94% | 2014-02-04 |
| 12915. | kim.m (kim_m) | 91.88 | 98% | 2023-10-14 |
| 12916. | bread (breado) | 91.88 | 96% | 2019-04-06 |
| 12917. | Joey (captainpicard32) | 91.88 | 94% | 2016-10-05 |
| 12918. | callum (changetowumbo) | 91.88 | 93% | 2016-10-21 |
| 12919. | Jalil (jaybyrrd) | 91.87 | 91% | 2016-10-22 |
| 12920. | Andy (andytothebrain) | 91.87 | 95% | 2015-01-21 |
| 12921. | Alvin (vinch23) | 91.86 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 12922. | Irvin (ceopenguin) | 91.86 | 96% | 2015-09-15 |
| 12923. | Robert (nforcer) | 91.86 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 12924. | baekd (baekde) | 91.86 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 12925. | Ham (bladen_s) | 91.86 | 95% | 2015-11-16 |
| 12926. | Kuutio (kuutio) | 91.85 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 12927. | No please (98accwhen) | 91.85 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |