See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9972. | Matthew (mattyg1233) | 82.38 | 98% | 2024-05-25 |
| 9973. | Boomhauer (ishampine) | 82.38 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
| 9974. | kentlim (lsk133) | 82.37 | 99% | 2022-06-25 |
| 9975. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 82.37 | 98% | 2021-12-31 |
| 9976. | Harui (haruihiro) | 82.37 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 9977. | lucidlam (lucidlam) | 82.36 | 96% | 2023-12-06 |
| 9978. | LoanSh (ardwzt) | 82.36 | 95.5% | 2023-08-28 |
| 9979. | lol (oknoted) | 82.36 | 98% | 2021-09-04 |
| 9980. | Leo (leotryhard) | 82.35 | 95% | 2019-10-17 |
| 9981. | kw (k4dota) | 82.35 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 9982. | Anthony (antomi) | 82.35 | 96% | 2019-10-01 |
| 9983. | Enrique (michael_blackson) | 82.34 | 96% | 2026-02-01 |
| 9984. | jack (jackowagstaffe) | 82.34 | 98% | 2022-12-01 |
| 9985. | hungryangmo (typicalossas) | 82.33 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 9986. | Jason (xanriddlz) | 82.33 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 9987. | Sake (sake69) | 82.32 | 98.8% | 2025-03-06 |
| 9988. | E (evan_30) | 82.31 | 99% | 2022-05-17 |
| 9989. | Braeden (breadboimccroy) | 82.31 | 97.4% | 2024-10-27 |
| 9990. | matvei (xbabushka) | 82.31 | 97% | 2023-02-03 |
| 9991. | Elle (possumz) | 82.30 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 9992. | David (iccyyy) | 82.30 | 97.8% | 2023-05-31 |
| 9993. | Jalil (jac28088788) | 82.30 | 96% | 2020-07-20 |
| 9994. | Oliver (opdavies) | 82.30 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 9995. | Zaffrie (zaffrie) | 82.29 | 100% | 2020-11-30 |
| 9996. | James (vvjames) | 82.29 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 9997. | Ryan On (ryanon0127) | 82.29 | 98% | 2023-02-08 |
| 9998. | David (heros79) | 82.28 | 99% | 2025-12-01 |
| 9999. | iqbal hakim (ballz_bazz) | 82.28 | 98% | 2023-01-15 |
| 10000. | Brandon (thewinterdonut) | 82.28 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 10001. | Martin (gibom) | 82.28 | 96% | 2023-07-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |