So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22510. | 61 (longfumoon) | 64.52 | 93% | 2016-06-25 |
| 22511. | Joshua (joshuaalegbe101) | 64.51 | 95% | 2023-03-13 |
| 22512. | karty (karty) | 64.51 | 97% | 2023-03-24 |
| 22513. | HayfordHumade (flace) | 64.51 | 98% | 2022-07-10 |
| 22514. | ZR (zzrjoe) | 64.51 | 96% | 2017-09-20 |
| 22515. | Franklin (frankeellins) | 64.51 | 90% | 2013-05-21 |
| 22516. | Joshua (neverfallen) | 64.51 | 91% | 2016-08-22 |
| 22517. | zaur (zaurww) | 64.51 | 96% | 2011-08-16 |
| 22518. | Eva (koko72927) | 64.51 | — | 2009-05-31 |
| 22519. | yyqx (yyqx0521) | 64.50 | 94% | 2021-09-30 |
| 22520. | hlw_anuj_agrawal (i_m_anuj_... | 64.50 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
| 22521. | cippuda (cippuda) | 64.50 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
| 22522. | Amanda (amandakkamp) | 64.50 | 93% | 2011-12-11 |
| 22523. | jose (asmking) | 64.50 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 22524. | Ozzy (ozzyy) | 64.50 | 89% | 2016-10-07 |
| 22525. | Tasman (t4sm4n) | 64.50 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 22526. | Jonny (anorell) | 64.49 | 86% | 2013-07-26 |
| 22527. | Jose (joseandreasjr11) | 64.49 | 95% | 2021-08-06 |
| 22528. | Steven (sainteven) | 64.49 | 90% | 2013-09-17 |
| 22529. | Brian (brdavis4) | 64.49 | 97% | 2012-06-13 |
| 22530. | Beast (beastbeastbeastbeast) | 64.48 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 22531. | mihal277 (mihal277) | 64.48 | 96% | 2023-07-22 |
| 22532. | ahmet (ahmetala) | 64.48 | 95% | 2022-04-02 |
| 22533. | Some (akatsushi15) | 64.48 | 98% | 2017-08-18 |
| 22534. | Kenna (kennaos) | 64.48 | 94% | 2015-06-29 |
| 22535. | Shahab (ghaurishahab) | 64.48 | 95% | 2016-11-04 |
| 22536. | Fred (macleash) | 64.47 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 22537. | Janheart (jnlayoso) | 64.47 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 22538. | Anthony (smashingted) | 64.47 | 97% | 2021-11-13 |
| 22539. | Kitlion (nmthanh08) | 64.47 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |