Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4150. | RiceCooker (riceslicer) | 61.89 | 94% | 2020-01-06 |
| 4151. | Minor (minord) | 61.87 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
| 4152. | skr_j (saikiranj) | 61.86 | 95% | 2020-02-03 |
| 4153. | Kevin Jeonghun (itskevinjeong) | 61.85 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
| 4154. | Jim (x_king_x) | 61.84 | 94% | 2020-06-21 |
| 4155. | CJ (cj2305) | 61.83 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
| 4156. | Darko (seha) | 61.82 | 95% | 2017-09-24 |
| 4157. | merk (undernewb) | 61.81 | 94% | 2017-11-24 |
| 4158. | mcga (mcga) | 61.81 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 4159. | melkiyar (melkiyar3) | 61.79 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 4160. | Marc (thehobbit6937) | 61.78 | 96% | 2020-10-20 |
| 4161. | Xristos (xristos_gav) | 61.77 | 94% | 2019-12-03 |
| 4162. | Mircox (mircozen) | 61.76 | 97% | 2019-04-13 |
| 4163. | Zulsorai (zulsorai) | 61.75 | 95% | 2021-07-27 |
| 4164. | slowpoke (mrookie) | 61.74 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 4165. | loiyus (fuzxy) | 61.72 | 95% | 2020-02-22 |
| 4166. | Adam (ayitsme) | 61.71 | 97% | 2018-05-15 |
| 4167. | brbrb (brbrb) | 61.71 | 98% | 2019-08-18 |
| 4168. | BlueberryMourning (blueberr... | 61.70 | 96% | 2017-10-02 |
| 4169. | mosho (sidosido) | 61.70 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 4170. | Bintang (bintung) | 61.70 | 96% | 2018-07-15 |
| 4171. | hlynurt (hlynur_ingi) | 61.69 | 95% | 2019-12-29 |
| 4172. | Zyllyana (zyllyan) | 61.69 | 96% | 2018-01-10 |
| 4173. | Giorillium (goodguygio) | 61.68 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 4174. | J (wheelz22) | 61.67 | 98% | 2020-09-14 |
| 4175. | lambok tulus (lamboktulus1379) | 61.66 | 99% | 2019-06-04 |
| 4176. | David (azoreofinom) | 61.64 | 94% | 2019-07-07 |
| 4177. | Wachira (chiramonk) | 61.64 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
| 4178. | Niyas (niyas) | 61.63 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 4179. | Braden (bradosrules) | 61.62 | 93% | 2018-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |