Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4021. | som (somez) | 58.20 | 97% | 2019-08-04 |
| 4022. | Hussam (samwa7sh800) | 58.18 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4023. | Ace (acemace2018) | 58.18 | 94% | 2019-03-01 |
| 4024. | Žak (slovenskikonj) | 58.17 | 96% | 2018-09-22 |
| 4025. | Viktar (viktar) | 58.17 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| 4026. | Zuhaer (zaszuhaer) | 58.14 | 95% | 2018-07-13 |
| 4027. | ra (ra777) | 58.14 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
| 4028. | Leon (leonnorth) | 58.11 | 97% | 2018-10-05 |
| 4029. | Lai (speedylai) | 58.10 | 99% | 2017-12-04 |
| 4030. | Aaron (aaron5457) | 58.09 | 92% | 2021-08-21 |
| 4031. | Virendra (virendrap) | 58.09 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
| 4032. | Arslan (malikarslan) | 58.09 | 95% | 2017-12-29 |
| 4033. | Elod (estokelod) | 58.08 | 97% | 2017-11-21 |
| 4034. | Sony (sony2204) | 58.06 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
| 4035. | brigita (meiimay) | 58.05 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
| 4036. | Robbo (arctic_breeze) | 58.05 | 97% | 2018-12-10 |
| 4037. | brbrb (brbrb) | 58.04 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
| 4038. | Gary (ggaarryy12340) | 58.02 | 96% | 2019-11-27 |
| 4039. | John (bragodel) | 58.00 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
| 4040. | EB (cclutch) | 57.99 | 95% | 2018-08-10 |
| 4041. | Simon (mountainflow) | 57.99 | 95% | 2019-09-17 |
| 4042. | Shiwaya (shiwaya) | 57.99 | 95% | 2019-10-24 |
| 4043. | Succy (succy_cacti) | 57.98 | 96% | 2019-02-22 |
| 4044. | Darwin (xmiina) | 57.96 | 94% | 2019-07-22 |
| 4045. | Michał (march3wa) | 57.96 | 93% | 2020-01-29 |
| 4046. | Aimless (ladylike) | 57.96 | 98% | 2018-04-12 |
| 4047. | dorj (dorjoo) | 57.95 | 97% | 2018-12-01 |
| 4048. | Carter (cmaniac15) | 57.94 | 94% | 2018-05-14 |
| 4049. | Manendra (money1010) | 57.93 | 95% | 2019-02-23 |
| 4050. | cody (ocdy1001) | 57.92 | 95% | 2020-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |