And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31736. | laskit (laskit) | 59.70 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 31737. | akhil (akhilc47) | 59.70 | 95% | 2016-09-04 |
| 31738. | Syed Faysel (syedfaysel) | 59.70 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 31739. | Rathalos (honored1234) | 59.70 | 98.1% | 2021-02-14 |
| 31740. | Alex (leileialin) | 59.70 | 94.9% | 2021-02-16 |
| 31741. | Pratik (themaditguy) | 59.69 | 94% | 2023-04-18 |
| 31742. | Anand (arni16) | 59.69 | 96% | 2015-01-11 |
| 31743. | ....VIRENDER (veer365) | 59.69 | 96% | 2017-10-31 |
| 31744. | Luis (lem93) | 59.69 | 92% | 2016-10-04 |
| 31745. | Bugatti (bugattiveyronsk) | 59.69 | 93% | 2013-01-24 |
| 31746. | Ben (bobtheblob8) | 59.68 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 31747. | Skeletron (galacticstickmin) | 59.68 | 95.5% | 2023-10-24 |
| 31748. | Salman (4lv1) | 59.68 | 95% | 2017-03-20 |
| 31749. | Stone (stonetherock) | 59.68 | 94% | 2022-06-21 |
| 31750. | zeq (lcaecar) | 59.68 | 98% | 2014-11-17 |
| 31751. | MUGI (munkhbayar_mugi131) | 59.68 | 94% | 2016-11-02 |
| 31752. | Pratham (_pratham_) | 59.67 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 31753. | Adam (jonssona) | 59.67 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 31754. | brbrb (brbrb) | 59.67 | 98% | 2019-12-06 |
| 31755. | Jacob (skyisthelimit134) | 59.67 | 95% | 2014-03-15 |
| 31756. | Kewal (kforkewal) | 59.66 | 96% | 2021-12-23 |
| 31757. | Alexander Brusseau (alexb209) | 59.66 | 96% | 2023-10-24 |
| 31758. | Linh (linh_safi) | 59.66 | 94% | 2015-03-09 |
| 31759. | bayu (bpbayu99) | 59.66 | 94% | 2014-07-19 |
| 31760. | Sandeep (s_indian) | 59.66 | 95% | 2014-08-22 |
| 31761. | Trippis (djomlax) | 59.66 | 88% | 2016-04-02 |
| 31762. | Andrew (acdunn10) | 59.66 | 90% | 2016-12-28 |
| 31763. | lyn (dinojun) | 59.65 | 96% | 2022-02-08 |
| 31764. | Ad (shmldb) | 59.65 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 31765. | ayşe (ayse) | 59.65 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |