Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20756. | Blackpink (keepnthrow) | 67.64 | 95% | 2020-10-05 |
| 20757. | Kyle (kylea6) | 67.64 | 90% | 2012-11-21 |
| 20758. | Waymond (tapewpew) | 67.64 | 95% | 2022-06-22 |
| 20759. | vuong (boneykute) | 67.63 | 97% | 2017-04-05 |
| 20760. | running_dog (persists) | 67.63 | 96% | 2017-01-05 |
| 20761. | Samadhan Jadhav (vaishalisam) | 67.63 | 87% | 2016-09-20 |
| 20762. | transcontinentalrailroad (y... | 67.63 | 90% | 2016-07-18 |
| 20763. | EAT (nooodless) | 67.63 | 92% | 2016-09-09 |
| 20764. | IhakAnm (ihakanm) | 67.62 | 91% | 2017-02-22 |
| 20765. | ping ✿ (pingamaqui) | 67.62 | 95% | 2015-04-27 |
| 20766. | Ben (Colemak) (benmandude) | 67.62 | — | 2010-12-24 |
| 20767. | Elliot (elliotlui) | 67.62 | 94% | 2012-03-14 |
| 20768. | Dmac (dmacraymeh) | 67.62 | 97% | 2014-01-14 |
| 20769. | Mr (mrghost_yes) | 67.62 | 95% | 2022-01-24 |
| 20770. | Jenwich (jenwich) | 67.62 | 95% | 2020-02-26 |
| 20771. | squall (squalllionheart) | 67.62 | 97% | 2023-07-06 |
| 20772. | aravind (aravindv) | 67.61 | 91% | 2014-05-21 |
| 20773. | David (ipadpwner) | 67.61 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 20774. | J (jpero) | 67.61 | 94% | 2012-05-28 |
| 20775. | Franz (transgenic) | 67.61 | — | 2010-02-14 |
| 20776. | Guest? (mohoso) | 67.61 | 94% | 2018-10-22 |
| 20777. | Bruno (brbeans) | 67.61 | 94% | 2021-03-16 |
| 20778. | tstats[hvz07] (hvz07) | 67.61 | 98.1% | 2023-06-08 |
| 20779. | Toonie (nst94) | 67.61 | 95% | 2022-04-08 |
| 20780. | Fletcher (chowmeinx) | 67.60 | 97% | 2016-08-13 |
| 20781. | Trevor (trevorguru) | 67.60 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 20782. | Jonathan (swaggaboytypinzki... | 67.60 | 93% | 2014-02-21 |
| 20783. | David Michael (portdavenport) | 67.60 | 99% | 2021-05-13 |
| 20784. | redhood (realredhood) | 67.60 | 96% | 2023-03-21 |
| 20785. | Nico (007nicoa) | 67.60 | 94% | 2022-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |