Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3459. | Armando (surrogateself) | 70.78 | 97% | 2018-10-02 |
| 3460. | Ilan (ilanzs) | 70.78 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 3461. | ryan (chemicsbear) | 70.78 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
| 3462. | redboyofgoo (redboyofgoo) | 70.75 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 3463. | Howard (howien) | 70.74 | 98% | 2019-11-28 |
| 3464. | Stipe (cryspetz) | 70.74 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 3465. | itssarcazm (itssarcazm) | 70.74 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 3466. | al_on_pc (al_on_pc) | 70.73 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 3467. | MortisAngelus89 (nwistbac) | 70.73 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 3468. | delfan (delfaaan) | 70.72 | 95% | 2018-11-26 |
| 3469. | Rjnal (rjnal) | 70.72 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 3470. | Jason (r_matey) | 70.71 | 96% | 2020-02-16 |
| 3471. | Ze King (kaysa) | 70.71 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 3472. | Katerina (katerinastuttgart) | 70.70 | 98% | 2019-08-02 |
| 3473. | You (checkicus) | 70.69 | 99% | 2020-05-30 |
| 3474. | Jacob (spacelamar) | 70.69 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 3475. | Bruno (brbeans) | 70.66 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 3476. | Ashkan (ashkanmahdavi65) | 70.65 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 3477. | Hey (rwolfx) | 70.65 | 94% | 2019-06-06 |
| 3478. | ajith (aji2308) | 70.64 | 98% | 2018-07-28 |
| 3479. | Froody (froody129) | 70.62 | 96% | 2018-04-01 |
| 3480. | Para (parad) | 70.62 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 3481. | steve (majikyouser) | 70.61 | 94% | 2020-11-12 |
| 3482. | Can (cankerim2) | 70.60 | 96% | 2019-05-16 |
| 3483. | tubolbol (calbotubol) | 70.60 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 3484. | mr.purpose24 (hacker51) | 70.60 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 3485. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 70.59 | 95% | 2018-04-30 |
| 3486. | Cactus (cactus_jones) | 70.54 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
| 3487. | Hieu (txhieu) | 70.53 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 3488. | Rae (raenoelle) | 70.50 | 95% | 2018-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |