I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11961. | Jamie (cadman6) | 81.39 | 96.8% | 2023-09-20 |
| 11962. | weasel (dislocatedleg) | 81.39 | 96.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 11963. | Anthony (antpat) | 81.39 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 11964. | JoshTheBear19 (joshthebear) | 81.38 | 97% | 2025-09-06 |
| 11965. | Slidey (slideytuba) | 81.38 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 11966. | Big (_big_tuna_) | 81.38 | 96% | 2022-06-10 |
| 11967. | yuvibirdi (yuvi_birdi) | 81.38 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 11968. | Jim (jimnguyen) | 81.38 | 96% | 2023-04-08 |
| 11969. | Aren (tl8xv) | 81.38 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 11970. | Tom (tomblerone) | 81.38 | 97% | 2017-03-23 |
| 11971. | sarah (svpham9) | 81.37 | 95.6% | 2025-04-22 |
| 11972. | Taylor (tlantisdel) | 81.37 | 98.3% | 2024-02-05 |
| 11973. | Drew (thecomedyne04) | 81.37 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
| 11974. | Michael (katamon) | 81.37 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 11975. | _i_am_flash (_i_am_flash_) | 81.37 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 11976. | Turhan (kamaltun) | 81.37 | 95.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 11977. | Klunky (liamrob) | 81.36 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
| 11978. | ThuloDai (racer1999) | 81.36 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 11979. | Joe (brbean) | 81.36 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 11980. | Hunter (jasoncb805) | 81.36 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 11981. | C885 (c885) | 81.35 | 97% | 2025-05-02 |
| 11982. | 中学 (randomguyhe) | 81.35 | 94% | 2021-11-19 |
| 11983. | Mitanshu (hermit1691) | 81.35 | 96% | 2023-11-28 |
| 11984. | BoopBoop (my_little_pony_ef... | 81.34 | 96% | 2025-01-31 |
| 11985. | rafa (stressriot) | 81.34 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 11986. | Winnie (likeastaracrossmysky) | 81.34 | 96% | 2018-03-21 |
| 11987. | Rocherfarrala (rocherfarrala) | 81.34 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 11988. | Whorehey (whorehey) | 81.34 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 11989. | Harry (g0len) | 81.34 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 11990. | J (sd59fifty) | 81.34 | 98% | 2017-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |