And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9464. | Axel (katalol) | 99.03 | 96% | 2014-08-03 |
| 9465. | Will (wrinehart) | 99.02 | 98% | 2011-07-25 |
| 9466. | hereugo (hereugo) | 99.02 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 9467. | krimson102 (krimson102) | 99.02 | 99% | 2019-11-10 |
| 9468. | Mims (mimzi_who) | 99.01 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 9469. | sidd (siddvader) | 99.01 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 9470. | John (jkas62) | 99.01 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 9471. | Sam (samuelnsh) | 99.01 | 98% | 2013-06-20 |
| 9472. | Salty (saltspork) | 99.00 | 93% | 2015-11-06 |
| 9473. | Max (morex) | 99.00 | — | 2010-01-23 |
| 9474. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 99.00 | 99% | 2019-07-19 |
| 9475. | Brandon (calintz03) | 98.99 | 96% | 2016-07-07 |
| 9476. | John (qtreadzsd) | 98.99 | 89% | 2015-03-29 |
| 9477. | Nico (ookami3) | 98.99 | 98% | 2018-06-17 |
| 9478. | Rebu (whtuwantfrom) | 98.99 | 98% | 2014-06-23 |
| 9479. | Polymathic Kitteh (aurash) | 98.99 | 97% | 2016-09-19 |
| 9480. | Charles (bigboyrick) | 98.98 | 99% | 2022-07-15 |
| 9481. | Eric (airicc) | 98.98 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 9482. | twitch.tv/telken_ (telken_i... | 98.98 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 9483. | Brandon (branscor) | 98.98 | 99% | 2015-03-26 |
| 9484. | twitch.tv/dudeuter (dudeuter) | 98.98 | 97% | 2017-07-02 |
| 9485. | Kenneth (smallquarks) | 98.97 | 99% | 2020-12-13 |
| 9486. | Matthew (pogliacci) | 98.95 | 99% | 2021-05-22 |
| 9487. | Nix (nix_) | 98.95 | 96% | 2017-02-05 |
| 9488. | Juan (isayuno) | 98.95 | 96% | 2021-05-24 |
| 9489. | Aceo (kingace) | 98.95 | 96% | 2011-07-27 |
| 9490. | Superman (gardenlye) | 98.95 | 95% | 2013-01-20 |
| 9491. | Mitch (kortonx3@gmail.com) | 98.95 | 93% | 2014-04-02 |
| 9492. | ElSantoCachon (el_santo_cac... | 98.94 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| 9493. | govind (gmgrhythm) | 98.94 | 97.9% | 2023-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |