And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8567. | Jose (marlak777) | 101.18 | 98% | 2013-12-20 |
| 8568. | Fazila (fazila) | 101.18 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 8569. | Josh (theherojoe) | 101.17 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 8570. | Guest (whoyoung99) | 101.17 | 98.4% | 2023-07-31 |
| 8571. | more wins plz (xaozo) | 101.17 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 8572. | David (ohkn) | 101.17 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 8573. | June (paul1582) | 101.17 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 8574. | G (hypertyper71) | 101.17 | 94% | 2014-11-25 |
| 8575. | Nicolas (typekaiser) | 101.16 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 8576. | Fieldy (fieldy) | 101.16 | 96% | 2017-11-08 |
| 8577. | Mark (carluver69) | 101.16 | 89% | 2013-02-09 |
| 8578. | Volxage (volxage) | 101.15 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 8579. | Matthew (juanspoon) | 101.15 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 8580. | Jesse (2xtreme1) | 101.15 | 97% | 2014-09-28 |
| 8581. | Phil (pbenoit) | 101.15 | 94% | 2015-12-12 |
| 8582. | Babette (plidsi) | 101.15 | 98% | 2013-01-10 |
| 8583. | Brandon (branick) | 101.14 | 93% | 2014-10-19 |
| 8584. | Brian (eeyjnairb) | 101.14 | 98% | 2018-04-02 |
| 8585. | Ryan (breezybuster) | 101.13 | 98% | 2017-10-05 |
| 8586. | Zirler (zirler) | 101.13 | 96.4% | 2023-09-30 |
| 8587. | Speedy (pindakaaspot123) | 101.13 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 8588. | Kaizero (kaizero) | 101.13 | 93% | 2016-04-21 |
| 8589. | Arthur (alamofgod) | 101.13 | 97% | 2016-10-06 |
| 8590. | urboy (guddaysir) | 101.12 | 97.6% | 2023-05-27 |
| 8591. | Darrell (rocky814) | 101.12 | 96% | 2016-06-30 |
| 8592. | Josh (castnightwolf) | 101.11 | 96% | 2011-09-23 |
| 8593. | Colby (colbytothet) | 101.11 | 92% | 2015-02-16 |
| 8594. | ZF (zf0215) | 101.11 | 96% | 2014-03-25 |
| 8595. | Noob (noobtypist) | 101.11 | 97% | 2012-03-15 |
| 8596. | Person (improbhighnotgonnalie) | 101.10 | 99% | 2022-01-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |