I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13517. | Rakita Rakita (kathirk) | 78.19 | 93% | 2016-10-21 |
| 13518. | Rachel (rachelbug) | 78.18 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 13519. | Hudson (hudson_the_cat) | 78.18 | 96.2% | 2023-06-21 |
| 13520. | Muhammad (halalmode) | 78.18 | 96% | 2023-05-15 |
| 13521. | Juri (jurida) | 78.18 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 13522. | Borlagotch (19jonono) | 78.18 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 13523. | kswiz (kwiz01) | 78.17 | 93.8% | 2025-04-24 |
| 13524. | Jensly (bungie0000) | 78.17 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 13525. | lavan (lavangiriece) | 78.17 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
| 13526. | Sadie (thotchakra) | 78.17 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 13527. | Havenix (havenix) | 78.17 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 13528. | Christian (icryeverytime) | 78.17 | 95% | 2021-04-23 |
| 13529. | Lulu (def__init__) | 78.17 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
| 13530. | BoiGrac (boigrac) | 78.17 | 98% | 2019-02-15 |
| 13531. | Nick (crimzynn) | 78.17 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 13532. | Sylvamas (sylvamas) | 78.17 | 97% | 2016-11-19 |
| 13533. | Nick (sequoit) | 78.16 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 13534. | Johnna (jrj2105) | 78.16 | 97% | 2018-07-03 |
| 13535. | Bram (bramjanssen) | 78.16 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
| 13536. | Brenden (proguitarist) | 78.16 | 96.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 13537. | æ (fourchan) | 78.16 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
| 13538. | Fite (squidderp) | 78.16 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 13539. | Jake (allterior) | 78.15 | 95.4% | 2023-09-29 |
| 13540. | ReptilianBird (reptilianbird) | 78.15 | 95.9% | 2025-01-28 |
| 13541. | Aether (aetherbane) | 78.15 | 94% | 2022-02-01 |
| 13542. | Athena (____athenaa) | 78.15 | 91% | 2017-04-21 |
| 13543. | Kieran (deathranger999) | 78.14 | 86% | 2016-10-09 |
| 13544. | Fuzzy (fuzzyjcats) | 78.14 | 99% | 2024-06-16 |
| 13545. | Lariza (lariza) | 78.14 | 99% | 2023-07-13 |
| 13546. | Sebastian (0rangetree) | 78.14 | 97% | 2020-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |