As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6512. | Unnamed (unnamedflower) | 90.17 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
6513. | Shelby (typo5) | 90.17 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
6514. | 14newacc3 (keys02) | 90.17 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
6515. | Pandafu (pandafu) | 90.17 | 98% | 2016-02-04 |
6516. | Adrian (adrianvn789) | 90.16 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
6517. | noksen (noksen) | 90.15 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
6518. | Emma (embunde7) | 90.15 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
6519. | Calrew (calrew) | 90.15 | 98% | 2021-02-17 |
6520. | mattfus (mattfus2) | 90.15 | 99% | 2021-04-09 |
6521. | Sonny (sonson88) | 90.15 | 97% | 2017-07-29 |
6522. | Jason (epiking) | 90.15 | 98% | 2018-10-12 |
6523. | Squid (dmeadows87) | 90.15 | 94% | 2017-03-19 |
6524. | Sonny (j3dmosly) | 90.14 | 99% | 2018-04-26 |
6525. | Spyros (soulis) | 90.14 | 98% | 2015-05-20 |
6526. | Autumn (simplesimp) | 90.13 | 99% | 2020-07-11 |
6527. | Chronical (chronical_v) | 90.13 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
6528. | Pavel (partypavel) | 90.12 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
6529. | Will (kingofpie22) | 90.12 | 96% | 2022-10-23 |
6530. | supraaxdd (supraaxdd) | 90.12 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
6531. | Mau (walfare_12) | 90.12 | 97% | 2021-11-07 |
6532. | Thpp (kulaspa) | 90.12 | 94% | 2015-06-24 |
6533. | Dog acc (vick02) | 90.12 | 96% | 2020-02-02 |
6534. | VeXX (vexx_) | 90.12 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
6535. | Agent (agenttyty) | 90.12 | 96% | 2019-09-22 |
6536. | Bram (bram1253) | 90.12 | 93% | 2016-10-02 |
6537. | Jack (decorous) | 90.11 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
6538. | Siddesh (sid58) | 90.11 | 93% | 2017-02-20 |
6539. | blanc (blanc_145) | 90.10 | 97% | 2021-05-22 |
6540. | Sonam (mochamatcha) | 90.10 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
6541. | Jakub (xaneth) | 90.09 | 94% | 2016-01-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |