The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11653. | Rokuladen (rokulasalat) | 43.65 | 94% | 2023-06-04 |
| 11654. | Luân (kajimura) | 43.65 | 95% | 2014-07-03 |
| 11655. | aiman (aiman852) | 43.65 | — | 2010-01-28 |
| 11656. | km (kmcai) | 43.65 | — | 2009-06-06 |
| 11657. | Kado (kadosakaeru) | 43.65 | 88% | 2011-09-10 |
| 11658. | pnson99 (pnson99) | 43.64 | 97% | 2011-09-04 |
| 11659. | Jethro (jethrofort) | 43.64 | 95.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 11660. | ╰»Ansel (minilek1) | 43.64 | — | 2010-04-16 |
| 11661. | Anton (yyoufu) | 43.64 | 82% | 2015-03-16 |
| 11662. | nhung (nhung) | 43.64 | — | 2010-07-01 |
| 11663. | Arsh (batman4ever) | 43.63 | 96.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 11664. | hoa92yb (hoa92yb) | 43.62 | 95% | 2017-11-14 |
| 11665. | Prithbiraj (prithy) | 43.62 | 93% | 2021-09-21 |
| 11666. | Arek (arus) | 43.62 | 94% | 2014-06-30 |
| 11667. | Andrew (adutch) | 43.62 | 94% | 2021-02-22 |
| 11668. | Mohit (mohit520) | 43.62 | 89% | 2016-08-24 |
| 11669. | Mike Oxlong (bhendr2) | 43.61 | 95% | 2023-06-29 |
| 11670. | Nathan (njix) | 43.61 | 95% | 2013-10-24 |
| 11671. | Janserik (ansuar) | 43.61 | 92% | 2015-11-18 |
| 11672. | Leo (leohsu) | 43.61 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 11673. | Kricianna (kricianna) | 43.61 | 95.7% | 2023-07-25 |
| 11674. | Greatman (jimmy_x) | 43.61 | 94% | 2020-10-30 |
| 11675. | Rosalie (faceroller) | 43.61 | 97% | 2015-09-17 |
| 11676. | V (vvvvv) | 43.61 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 11677. | BA (bral) | 43.61 | — | 2010-09-16 |
| 11678. | Willly (wwwillywww) | 43.60 | 93% | 2022-09-14 |
| 11679. | Adrián DS (adrian_ds) | 43.60 | 94% | 2020-08-24 |
| 11680. | Vanesa (shikuraino14) | 43.60 | — | 2010-08-27 |
| 11681. | Timur (anufriyev) | 43.60 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
| 11682. | manas (dwivedimanas) | 43.60 | 96% | 2017-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |