See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6643. | Shadow (shadowslayer9178) | 92.83 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
| 6644. | Mayank (minkk777) | 92.82 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 6645. | Kyle (break_fast) | 92.81 | 98.8% | 2024-05-02 |
| 6646. | Colby (kronkler) | 92.81 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 6647. | (you) (anilo) | 92.81 | 99% | 2023-01-18 |
| 6648. | SlashThat (thatsquidthere) | 92.81 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 6649. | Avijit (eggsy001) | 92.81 | 97.3% | 2024-10-01 |
| 6650. | Typing McQueen (sakram07) | 92.81 | 100% | 2021-05-23 |
| 6651. | girl love my finger (chris_... | 92.79 | 96.4% | 2024-06-05 |
| 6652. | Kevin (kimchioncolemak) | 92.79 | 97.4% | 2021-02-05 |
| 6653. | jong (jonggo) | 92.79 | 98.1% | 2024-03-20 |
| 6654. | ThePurpleHornet (thepurpleh... | 92.78 | 99.2% | 2025-04-23 |
| 6655. | f (hughasssss) | 92.78 | 97.7% | 2024-01-22 |
| 6656. | EzPz (ezpzlem0nsqz) | 92.78 | 97% | 2023-08-29 |
| 6657. | Jake (jakejungkook) | 92.78 | 98% | 2023-01-18 |
| 6658. | Godrod (god_of_rods) | 92.78 | 100% | 2022-01-11 |
| 6659. | Abhinav (brainstorm56) | 92.77 | 97% | 2023-12-18 |
| 6660. | Heknull (heknull) | 92.76 | 95.8% | 2023-10-16 |
| 6661. | clam (clamxtx) | 92.76 | 98.4% | 2024-02-20 |
| 6662. | DaRealSiri (darealsiri) | 92.76 | 98.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| 6663. | (shaun022) | 92.76 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 6664. | Mostafa Ahmed (mostafa_22) | 92.75 | 97% | 2025-07-11 |
| 6665. | Donnie (chexed) | 92.75 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
| 6666. | Abhinav (abhinavpal0987) | 92.74 | 96.6% | 2023-06-11 |
| 6667. | Stefan (_tensor) | 92.74 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
| 6668. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 92.74 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 6669. | Aaron (aarontoh__) | 92.73 | 97.2% | 2025-04-15 |
| 6670. | Aziz Rajim (rajbunda) | 92.73 | 97% | 2023-03-17 |
| 6671. | colemak23342 (guddhist) | 92.73 | 95% | 2022-07-15 |
| 6672. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 92.73 | 98.1% | 2023-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |