The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9708. | Erika (rinachandayo) | 101.38 | — | 2010-12-27 |
| 9709. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 101.38 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
| 9710. | 👻 (james7890) | 101.37 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 9711. | matteo (matteo) | 101.37 | — | 2009-01-08 |
| 9712. | Jacek (apogeum) | 101.37 | — | 2010-09-04 |
| 9713. | atarih (atarih) | 101.37 | 99% | 2014-01-20 |
| 9714. | i got super slow (flareisno... | 101.37 | 97% | 2019-09-20 |
| 9715. | Bruno (tresco) | 101.36 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
| 9716. | Paul (___paul___) | 101.36 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
| 9717. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 101.36 | 98.3% | 2023-06-09 |
| 9718. | el (elanamax) | 101.36 | 100% | 2021-08-11 |
| 9719. | Jalil (jaybyrrd) | 101.36 | 96% | 2016-10-22 |
| 9720. | Poring (chidorio) | 101.36 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 9721. | b0ss pls (zdawg420) | 101.36 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
| 9722. | John (marsz2soccer) | 101.36 | 100% | 2016-11-14 |
| 9723. | Brent (brentosis) | 101.36 | 98% | 2013-09-11 |
| 9724. | Aron (aronbk) | 101.35 | 99% | 2015-08-12 |
| 9725. | Free (just_free2318) | 101.35 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
| 9726. | Vytautas (brain5ide) | 101.35 | 97% | 2014-03-07 |
| 9727. | SSim (swain_simon) | 101.34 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
| 9728. | ♫ (_ag_) | 101.34 | 97% | 2017-04-23 |
| 9729. | Carter (therealwhiterice) | 101.34 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 9730. | xmigz (xmigz) | 101.34 | 98% | 2019-05-29 |
| 9731. | Ashley (quantom) | 101.34 | — | 2010-01-24 |
| 9732. | Johnathan (jcaves) | 101.34 | 97% | 2015-05-01 |
| 9733. | kevin (nluck) | 101.33 | 96% | 2013-01-17 |
| 9734. | Joakim (eraji) | 101.33 | 99% | 2021-08-16 |
| 9735. | Queen (queen_charmin) | 101.33 | 94% | 2013-10-11 |
| 9736. | Maynard (weekendtantrums) | 101.32 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
| 9737. | Reynol (arsen714) | 101.32 | 99% | 2022-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |