So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24674. | David (cpnheals) | 60.70 | 93% | 2017-02-01 |
| 24675. | pihi (asdasd32121) | 60.70 | 96% | 2022-04-04 |
| 24676. | Lord Master D (cdbdanny) | 60.70 | 96% | 2012-09-02 |
| 24677. | Jennifer (jennyt28) | 60.69 | 95% | 2021-06-09 |
| 24678. | Alu (aluette) | 60.69 | 96% | 2021-08-22 |
| 24679. | Olaf (john_2022) | 60.69 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 24680. | Nicholas (josh2648) | 60.69 | 94% | 2015-10-19 |
| 24681. | Sonwa (sonwa) | 60.69 | 96% | 2022-05-20 |
| 24682. | Richard (richard123143) | 60.69 | 94% | 2023-02-15 |
| 24683. | Crispy (cr1sp7) | 60.69 | 93% | 2021-01-15 |
| 24684. | Mitsuo (sp33d1sk3y) | 60.69 | 93% | 2017-04-15 |
| 24685. | Aqib (mohdaqibriaz) | 60.69 | 97% | 2014-06-05 |
| 24686. | Guest (rsaurus) | 60.69 | 95% | 2016-12-30 |
| 24687. | Shekhar (shekhar_23) | 60.69 | 92% | 2016-07-23 |
| 24688. | klerigado (klerigado) | 60.69 | 95% | 2015-05-07 |
| 24689. | Henrik (henke121) | 60.69 | 94% | 2017-01-10 |
| 24690. | Roman (roman_kovalchuk) | 60.68 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
| 24691. | tstats[rover_rk] (rover_rk) | 60.68 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 24692. | K (typecarry) | 60.68 | 97% | 2019-07-09 |
| 24693. | Alif (aliftheruslan) | 60.68 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 24694. | Rocker (rockerturner) | 60.68 | 90% | 2015-07-06 |
| 24695. | Adrien (kufii) | 60.68 | 92% | 2014-08-27 |
| 24696. | Basil (brain1989) | 60.68 | 97% | 2016-03-10 |
| 24697. | Rabi (rabiulislam9) | 60.67 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 24698. | Mahbub (mahasayz) | 60.67 | 87% | 2016-06-02 |
| 24699. | Mamaafrica (mamaafrica) | 60.67 | 95.5% | 2023-06-13 |
| 24700. | sonu (sonusonu) | 60.67 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 24701. | Travis (bizmos) | 60.67 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 24702. | wait me bro. (coldxd) | 60.67 | 95% | 2017-05-29 |
| 24703. | Rudolph (dolph3) | 60.67 | 96% | 2014-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |