The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1211. | . (chocolatina) | 124.73 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 1212. | (zest) | 124.72 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 1213. | Paul (pkanas) | 124.72 | 95% | 2016-08-22 |
| 1214. | James (jamesmcf) | 124.72 | 97% | 2018-12-28 |
| 1215. | LivewireHush (scarlet_static) | 124.71 | 99% | 2012-04-23 |
| 1216. | Xin (giorgi1123) | 124.70 | 96% | 2014-04-25 |
| 1217. | (altrocality) | 124.70 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 1218. | main: clappv (ihateonyou) | 124.67 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 1219. | Rain (hlbentz) | 124.64 | 99% | 2017-07-01 |
| 1220. | Bao (rogeratbao) | 124.63 | 99% | 2016-01-14 |
| 1221. | MC (gravity_pope) | 124.61 | 97% | 2016-12-03 |
| 1222. | Shaina (shaynut) | 124.61 | 99% | 2013-07-13 |
| 1223. | Hilda (hildamd) | 124.58 | 97% | 2017-06-01 |
| 1224. | ツ (ctrlaltj) | 124.58 | 97% | 2016-09-02 |
| 1225. | willmtx (willmtx) | 124.57 | 99% | 2014-04-01 |
| 1226. | Kanni (olga_sid) | 124.55 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
| 1227. | poop (brahbrahbrah) | 124.54 | 99% | 2013-02-06 |
| 1228. | ॐ ღ kelz ღ ॐ ♥ su... | 124.53 | 97% | 2014-11-14 |
| 1229. | dxgkrnl (dxgkrnl) | 124.49 | 100% | 2019-01-06 |
| 1230. | watf (watf3) | 124.49 | 98% | 2012-01-17 |
| 1231. | jimbo (jimb0) | 124.48 | 96% | 2012-12-05 |
| 1232. | Torrent (torrentsrage) | 124.48 | 99% | 2013-04-18 |
| 1233. | Mariah (arcaisha) | 124.45 | 94% | 2016-08-17 |
| 1234. | Marchal (fuxi2) | 124.44 | 99% | 2011-07-06 |
| 1235. | Also his friend Hendra Perm... | 124.43 | 98% | 2014-09-02 |
| 1236. | how can (howtypepls) | 124.42 | 96% | 2017-04-07 |
| 1237. | Not Aelius (not_aelius) | 124.40 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 1238. | Demiqas (demiqas) | 124.40 | 94% | 2015-05-30 |
| 1239. | Veektur (d3v1lish) | 124.36 | — | 2009-01-23 |
| 1240. | (punished ked) (kedinik) | 124.35 | 98% | 2013-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |