The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13499. | azken (ahmfekerz) | 38.96 | 87% | 2016-07-17 |
| 13500. | JAFOR (jafor_2k8) | 38.96 | 91% | 2012-04-16 |
| 13501. | Divya (divya) | 38.96 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 13502. | Alexander (padusarbor) | 38.95 | 94% | 2017-11-14 |
| 13503. | Billy (icb003) | 38.95 | 96% | 2012-03-05 |
| 13504. | Jane (bbsslopon) | 38.95 | 93% | 2016-05-02 |
| 13505. | alyssa (alyssa_) | 38.95 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 13506. | Brandon (brandongri5th) | 38.94 | 79% | 2012-11-13 |
| 13507. | Terry (123sammy) | 38.94 | 94% | 2012-10-08 |
| 13508. | Tincantan (tincantan) | 38.93 | 93.2% | 2021-02-03 |
| 13509. | vijay (vijaykumarmehta1995) | 38.93 | 91% | 2016-12-15 |
| 13510. | Salem (dargana) | 38.93 | — | 2009-09-05 |
| 13511. | ♥ZuKi♥º•º♥ (class... | 38.92 | — | 2010-12-31 |
| 13512. | Jumpo (purplejumpo) | 38.92 | 96% | 2013-12-29 |
| 13513. | Hank (selfcreator) | 38.92 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 13514. | Andrew (admiralcrunch) | 38.92 | — | 2010-10-16 |
| 13515. | Sean (sean007vv) | 38.91 | 93% | 2013-10-02 |
| 13516. | 🇲🇳 Mazaalai (goodgodk... | 38.91 | 94% | 2019-01-31 |
| 13517. | Braden (braden) | 38.91 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 13518. | Keanan (poisonvoid) | 38.90 | 95% | 2018-07-07 |
| 13519. | gagan (gaganracer) | 38.90 | 91% | 2016-04-08 |
| 13520. | KniGhT (paladin) | 38.90 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| 13521. | Vaggos (vaggos_b) | 38.89 | 92% | 2017-11-17 |
| 13522. | Vishal (vishaldevasi) | 38.89 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 13523. | opperhoofd (wart) | 38.89 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 13524. | Ayan (ayanduisenbekov03) | 38.88 | 94% | 2018-05-14 |
| 13525. | Eldrige (raider64) | 38.88 | 97.2% | 2021-02-16 |
| 13526. | ben (benjaminchoa) | 38.87 | 87% | 2017-03-06 |
| 13527. | amin (aminarshad) | 38.87 | 94.4% | 2023-06-25 |
| 13528. | SaJa2544 (sab_jam) | 38.87 | 94% | 2021-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |