I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2455. | Gejus (cockcockuawahh) | 80.31 | 95% | 2023-10-12 |
| 2456. | Jul (happypig2) | 80.27 | 98% | 2024-12-19 |
| 2457. | MertEmre (mertemre) | 80.25 | 96.7% | 2024-03-24 |
| 2458. | Ugo (_ugo_) | 80.22 | 96.6% | 2024-09-02 |
| 2459. | jackson (glandularissue) | 80.21 | 96.8% | 2024-10-22 |
| 2460. | 鍙仔colemak (hulkct) | 80.16 | 96% | 2023-05-29 |
| 2461. | Tsarina (tsarinadaeyra) | 80.15 | 98% | 2024-12-23 |
| 2462. | Adam (armen32cz) | 80.15 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
| 2463. | -rjas- (_rjas_) | 80.14 | 97.4% | 2024-05-22 |
| 2464. | Tom (twrig144) | 80.14 | 95.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 2465. | Bruce (dirtywhite_) | 80.10 | 98% | 2024-04-04 |
| 2466. | Benga (skebengat) | 80.09 | 96.6% | 2023-12-06 |
| 2467. | Giaboc (claudiu_9) | 80.08 | 95% | 2023-08-13 |
| 2468. | Kate (kate676) | 80.06 | 97% | 2024-10-08 |
| 2469. | Abdullah (abualakhras) | 80.06 | 97.7% | 2023-10-09 |
| 2470. | lejo (lejo5356) | 80.05 | 94.4% | 2024-05-11 |
| 2471. | Brad (brad2024) | 80.04 | 95.6% | 2024-07-01 |
| 2472. | Rachan (khatarina) | 80.02 | 96% | 2024-11-19 |
| 2473. | sjdjsifh (sjdjsifh) | 79.99 | 97% | 2024-07-24 |
| 2474. | Eros (tigeros) | 79.96 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
| 2475. | kannstacey (kannstacey) | 79.93 | 95% | 2025-03-02 |
| 2476. | DaddictKindaSlow (daddictki... | 79.93 | 95.3% | 2024-12-12 |
| 2477. | Rosie (rosepose90) | 79.90 | 94% | 2025-05-21 |
| 2478. | zehpeh (zehpeh) | 79.89 | 97.9% | 2025-01-05 |
| 2479. | Julia (lammy0_0) | 79.89 | 96% | 2023-10-05 |
| 2480. | kiet (phanxuankiet123321) | 79.89 | 97% | 2024-12-17 |
| 2481. | Turbo (turbo_ultimatum) | 79.88 | 97% | 2025-02-16 |
| 2482. | utemqezbal (personanongrattta) | 79.87 | 95.5% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2483. | Andy (andychamp) | 79.87 | 97% | 2024-07-30 |
| 2484. | Venganza (venganza_) | 79.86 | 95% | 2024-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |