So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25580. | Brett (sonovthedawn) | 59.73 | 82% | 2017-01-15 |
| 25581. | The Vinh (_tdkntony_) | 59.73 | 95% | 2022-11-13 |
| 25582. | Tim (yutuyt) | 59.73 | 96% | 2017-10-03 |
| 25583. | Charles Kevin (lcklai11) | 59.73 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| 25584. | Luke (lukecao) | 59.73 | 95% | 2019-08-06 |
| 25585. | Mike (mcgrumpy) | 59.73 | 94% | 2017-06-03 |
| 25586. | Kakiburger (sevcsik) | 59.72 | 85% | 2016-09-24 |
| 25587. | Josh (joshydahm) | 59.72 | 96% | 2020-07-10 |
| 25588. | Mike (kb_acolite99) | 59.72 | 95% | 2022-03-18 |
| 25589. | DeadpoolFromAliBaba (bruhgo... | 59.72 | 94.4% | 2023-06-28 |
| 25590. | Fauzan (fafalasta) | 59.72 | 95.7% | 2021-02-20 |
| 25591. | Lindsey (linz) | 59.72 | 95% | 2013-06-21 |
| 25592. | Cyan (qingyf) | 59.72 | 92% | 2015-05-24 |
| 25593. | James (andromeduck) | 59.72 | 93% | 2014-02-05 |
| 25594. | Mại (mailinh) | 59.72 | 97% | 2013-10-24 |
| 25595. | Rikard (atmoscube) | 59.72 | 91% | 2016-01-18 |
| 25596. | emanuxd11 (emanuxd11) | 59.71 | 96% | 2022-06-12 |
| 25597. | Afiq (afiqfajar) | 59.71 | 97% | 2015-07-15 |
| 25598. | Bra Steve (bra_steve) | 59.71 | 94.9% | 2021-02-23 |
| 25599. | Jordan (jreiter21) | 59.71 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 25600. | J- (edzelpalicte) | 59.71 | 89% | 2015-04-10 |
| 25601. | lonald (lonald) | 59.71 | 95% | 2017-12-20 |
| 25602. | anshul (anshul1219) | 59.71 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 25603. | Karen (karenf) | 59.71 | 96% | 2017-11-11 |
| 25604. | bum (gusta) | 59.71 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 25605. | dominic (domboi1) | 59.71 | 98% | 2013-11-07 |
| 25606. | Finger (buggattiveyron) | 59.71 | 95% | 2014-05-26 |
| 25607. | Alex (amh1499) | 59.71 | 88% | 2014-02-25 |
| 25608. | Ashley (ashnicole4) | 59.70 | 96% | 2023-08-31 |
| 25609. | J (jstylinson) | 59.70 | 93% | 2016-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |