So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2896. | neunelfer (neunelfer) | 108.10 | 98% | 2014-02-25 |
| 2897. | Honey Pumper (raceto100xd) | 108.10 | 100% | 2023-04-26 |
| 2898. | Jeremy (mtljer) | 108.10 | 98% | 2016-08-26 |
| 2899. | Martin (martinshkreli) | 108.10 | 92% | 2015-12-06 |
| 2900. | Ben (_b3n_) | 108.09 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 2901. | Morris (reinheart) | 108.09 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 2902. | Chase (mazziah) | 108.09 | 97% | 2013-09-21 |
| 2903. | Depak (narianu) | 108.08 | 97% | 2011-08-27 |
| 2904. | Erik (groovitude) | 108.08 | 94% | 2013-01-30 |
| 2905. | Ethan (bewilderex63) | 108.08 | 95% | 2017-03-09 |
| 2906. | Raymond (szlesh) | 108.07 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 2907. | Cody (codiferous) | 108.07 | — | 2009-05-02 |
| 2908. | l0ve (viperlord) | 108.06 | 99% | 2012-03-14 |
| 2909. | Kris (krisis86) | 108.06 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 2910. | April (aclockworkapril) | 108.05 | 98% | 2011-07-16 |
| 2911. | (nalyd_on_colemak) | 108.05 | 96% | 2023-04-06 |
| 2912. | Marek (lypa) | 108.04 | 100% | 2023-06-20 |
| 2913. | Nika (tinysalmon90) | 108.04 | 99% | 2022-06-20 |
| 2914. | Eric (pamajaones) | 108.04 | 92% | 2014-05-17 |
| 2915. | Boyance (boyance) | 108.04 | 89% | 2015-04-06 |
| 2916. | Snoopy (kkoon) | 108.01 | 94% | 2015-05-21 |
| 2917. | Kiara (katherynbane) | 108.00 | 99% | 2022-05-30 |
| 2918. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 107.99 | 99% | 2018-10-31 |
| 2919. | VivX (vivekperi) | 107.99 | 97% | 2016-11-02 |
| 2920. | Wesley (hyperwes) | 107.99 | 97% | 2020-05-22 |
| 2921. | Ryzor - (skycaptain95) | 107.99 | 92% | 2015-06-22 |
| 2922. | permil (permil) | 107.99 | 95% | 2014-01-18 |
| 2923. | TheoPhysicist (theophysicist) | 107.97 | 99% | 2019-11-04 |
| 2924. | michelle (mkahue) | 107.96 | 99% | 2020-10-14 |
| 2925. | ht (distincx) | 107.94 | 96% | 2015-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |