I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1279. | De9mond (uniwite) | 99.62 | 97.1% | 2024-08-09 |
| 1280. | Ahmed Yasir (ahmedyasir) | 99.61 | 99% | 2026-03-14 |
| 1281. | Jung Donghee (jharata_king) | 99.61 | 98% | 2025-09-06 |
| 1282. | Kaleb (cappyton) | 99.57 | 96.4% | 2023-10-24 |
| 1283. | Richy (trainingtypist192) | 99.56 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1284. | griV (griv) | 99.53 | 97.3% | 2024-10-17 |
| 1285. | Martin (4us1on) | 99.49 | 98% | 2025-11-01 |
| 1286. | hailee (haileegirlypop) | 99.46 | 99.1% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1287. | javier (allahlover14) | 99.43 | 96.1% | 2024-05-10 |
| 1288. | goo (sm7177) | 99.37 | 96.9% | 2023-11-08 |
| 1289. | Krishen (krishenn) | 99.37 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
| 1290. | Nameless (famelesss) | 99.33 | 96% | 2025-10-04 |
| 1291. | Alex (alexhayward4321) | 99.32 | 98% | 2023-09-16 |
| 1292. | CANADA #1 (peakthepenny) | 99.29 | 97.6% | 2024-01-12 |
| 1293. | Ken (aqckensan) | 99.29 | 97.6% | 2023-11-15 |
| 1294. | Hugo (sushibowl) | 99.26 | 97.7% | 2023-09-01 |
| 1295. | Cloud (bouncing_fishies) | 99.25 | 97% | 2024-02-19 |
| 1296. | Maestro (maestromeow) | 99.22 | 98.3% | 2024-07-13 |
| 1297. | Fernando (fcaye2) | 99.22 | 99% | 2024-03-19 |
| 1298. | gutbuster3000 (gutbuster3000) | 99.18 | 98% | 2026-01-06 |
| 1299. | puffingprie (puffingprie) | 99.16 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 1300. | lol (liamawesome3) | 99.14 | 98% | 2026-01-24 |
| 1301. | Danny (ecgab) | 99.12 | 99% | 2025-01-24 |
| 1302. | UF Pakistan (umarpakistan) | 99.12 | 97.5% | 2024-02-24 |
| 1303. | Dragon99999 (dragon99999) | 99.12 | 97.4% | 2024-02-19 |
| 1304. | Ethan (ethan_getgo) | 99.11 | 98.2% | 2025-02-27 |
| 1305. | Alec (supperz1) | 99.10 | 99.2% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1306. | yes (itsdoug) | 99.10 | 98% | 2025-08-19 |
| 1307. | Josiah (josiahkatty) | 99.06 | 96.6% | 2025-01-09 |
| 1308. | Somali (yahyaah209) | 99.06 | 97.1% | 2025-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |