And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32315. | Kawhi (g1xmo) | 58.62 | 95% | 2019-06-28 |
| 32316. | Ariq (aruslibintang) | 58.62 | 90% | 2012-03-04 |
| 32317. | Arianne (froyo51) | 58.61 | 95% | 2020-05-05 |
| 32318. | Nam (rimpro) | 58.61 | 91% | 2013-03-12 |
| 32319. | thoai (thoaitien00) | 58.61 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 32320. | R (reddevilman) | 58.61 | 92% | 2011-08-23 |
| 32321. | ari (arayashi) | 58.60 | 94% | 2012-05-27 |
| 32322. | bboy_aja (abdelaja) | 58.60 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 32323. | Avaneesh (avaneeshasokan) | 58.60 | 95% | 2014-10-20 |
| 32324. | Basti (bastii3) | 58.60 | 94% | 2021-01-20 |
| 32325. | Jewel (nychilli) | 58.60 | 98% | 2012-07-04 |
| 32326. | Md. Raihan (raihan115) | 58.59 | 96% | 2021-06-25 |
| 32327. | bian (bianjie) | 58.59 | 96.1% | 2021-02-26 |
| 32328. | samNT (samnt) | 58.59 | 96% | 2015-01-27 |
| 32329. | what eva (kuwait) | 58.59 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 32330. | ine (inesth) | 58.59 | 95% | 2016-10-09 |
| 32331. | JustTelescopic (star_gaze) | 58.58 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
| 32332. | Tyvek (tyvek) | 58.58 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 32333. | Bottlecapbottom (bottlecapb... | 58.58 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 32334. | Đạt (yatshukamurabuff) | 58.58 | 96% | 2014-10-20 |
| 32335. | Michael (tricky_9) | 58.57 | 96% | 2023-01-09 |
| 32336. | Peter (yckeung) | 58.57 | 93% | 2011-05-13 |
| 32337. | Dhvanil (bluestar90) | 58.56 | 94% | 2013-06-01 |
| 32338. | Moby's Dick (c0d3z_r0xx) | 58.56 | 93% | 2015-08-06 |
| 32339. | King Manu (jonahmano) | 58.56 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 32340. | Suman (grgsuman) | 58.56 | 89% | 2015-09-06 |
| 32341. | Antoine (4j8j9j3j) | 58.56 | 94% | 2011-05-12 |
| 32342. | Omar (dotarow) | 58.55 | 96% | 2023-01-03 |
| 32343. | ryan (r1ce) | 58.55 | 97% | 2018-11-04 |
| 32344. | Sahadi (sahadiw) | 58.55 | 96% | 2018-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |