And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12743. | kbd67 mkii dark jades (ligma) | 92.14 | 98% | 2018-11-26 |
| 12744. | Joel (jdoetsch) | 92.14 | 93% | 2014-01-05 |
| 12745. | Mayank (minkk777) | 92.13 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 12746. | Smile325 (smile325) | 92.13 | 97% | 2023-08-13 |
| 12747. | tstats[medinasamuel89] (med... | 92.13 | 97% | 2012-09-11 |
| 12748. | Joshua (blue012399) | 92.13 | 94% | 2016-10-19 |
| 12749. | Bob (keepitsimple) | 92.13 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 12750. | Jam (jamlovesham) | 92.13 | 96% | 2014-10-21 |
| 12751. | Delmo (guilledelmo) | 92.11 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 12752. | Fenton (remastered21) | 92.11 | 95% | 2017-01-20 |
| 12753. | bob (sami1010) | 92.11 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 12754. | Anshul (mrmadman) | 92.11 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 12755. | 1020am (1020am) | 92.10 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 12756. | badfaith (badfaith) | 92.10 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 12757. | Marko (alchemist1) | 92.10 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 12758. | Adam (dwindleflip) | 92.10 | 99% | 2018-02-02 |
| 12759. | Ben (botskimo) | 92.09 | 96% | 2020-05-15 |
| 12760. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 92.09 | 95% | 2016-06-30 |
| 12761. | Kai (kaifius) | 92.09 | 96% | 2015-08-14 |
| 12762. | Uh oh Poopy (stinkypoopy) | 92.09 | 97% | 2019-10-25 |
| 12763. | Herman (skatedragon) | 92.09 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
| 12764. | David Lex (davidjohnston15) | 92.09 | 99% | 2018-02-11 |
| 12765. | Tibnel (tonels) | 92.08 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 12766. | Skyliner (xskylinerx) | 92.08 | — | 2009-07-25 |
| 12767. | Awesomesauce (awesomesauce4) | 92.07 | 95% | 2014-03-10 |
| 12768. | Aridia (aridia) | 92.06 | 95% | 2013-08-14 |
| 12769. | ben (panda_jellyfam) | 92.06 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 12770. | Samadhan Jadhav (samadhan) | 92.06 | 95% | 2016-08-22 |
| 12771. | lfta (lfta) | 92.05 | 98% | 2022-02-20 |
| 12772. | Claudia (klawed) | 92.05 | 91% | 2011-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |