Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3976. | Anton (alejendaryguy) | 62.36 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
| 3977. | Arslan (malikarslan) | 62.35 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 3978. | Andeh (calluxdapotato) | 62.33 | 95% | 2020-10-21 |
| 3979. | dom (dcnguyen113) | 62.32 | 94% | 2018-04-26 |
| 3980. | James (disner) | 62.32 | 95% | 2020-03-28 |
| 3981. | wowzers (hi_imaleks) | 62.31 | 96% | 2020-05-15 |
| 3982. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 62.31 | 96% | 2020-04-15 |
| 3983. | Preston (broski_higgins) | 62.27 | 96% | 2018-01-05 |
| 3984. | André (sageandre) | 62.27 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3985. | Thuong (hthuong09) | 62.27 | 96% | 2017-06-28 |
| 3986. | Deni (travao) | 62.27 | 97% | 2020-07-27 |
| 3987. | poojith (yoyohoneysingh) | 62.25 | 96% | 2020-12-20 |
| 3988. | Benjamin (bulletvlox) | 62.24 | 96% | 2019-04-22 |
| 3989. | Daniel (gromityperacer) | 62.23 | 94% | 2020-04-02 |
| 3990. | Mo7sen (mo7sen) | 62.23 | 97% | 2019-08-15 |
| 3991. | Andross (greenhelm117) | 62.21 | 96% | 2019-01-21 |
| 3992. | Pumpkin (pumpkin_) | 62.20 | 95% | 2019-09-02 |
| 3993. | 11111 (chdempty) | 62.20 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 3994. | Robin (botrobs) | 62.20 | 96% | 2018-07-19 |
| 3995. | No (blank01) | 62.20 | 96% | 2017-07-02 |
| 3996. | Borislav Nonquit (borislav) | 62.19 | 93% | 2017-11-05 |
| 3997. | Matt (aregars) | 62.18 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
| 3998. | Danny (bikkboi) | 62.18 | 95% | 2018-12-01 |
| 3999. | Satheesh (i_satan) | 62.17 | 95% | 2019-09-23 |
| 4000. | david (snobellprize) | 62.16 | 95% | 2020-04-09 |
| 4001. | ᴅᴏɴɢ² (feindae) | 62.16 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
| 4002. | 🥺👉👈 (daddy_mememas... | 62.15 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 4003. | Péter (deliora) | 62.15 | 98% | 2020-02-01 |
| 4004. | Marta (marta1410) | 62.14 | 99% | 2019-11-06 |
| 4005. | gost (akasyh) | 62.13 | 96% | 2018-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |