The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6651. | (davidchuong) | 53.35 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 6652. | Soulreaper (soulreaperdeath... | 53.34 | 95% | 2021-08-27 |
| 6653. | (jackmort) | 53.34 | — | 2010-03-21 |
| 6654. | (coopy498) | 53.34 | 96% | 2014-07-28 |
| 6655. | (boangka008) | 53.34 | 83% | 2016-03-18 |
| 6656. | (chimu) | 53.33 | 86% | 2013-01-19 |
| 6657. | Pham (quanghuy19801) | 53.33 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 6658. | (vidyaprasad) | 53.33 | 90% | 2014-12-01 |
| 6659. | (frankpc) | 53.32 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 6660. | johnny (jdmalcolm) | 53.32 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 6661. | Toast (toastinsometoast) | 53.32 | 96% | 2023-07-15 |
| 6662. | (brago) | 53.32 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 6663. | (tehone4u) | 53.32 | 94% | 2021-09-10 |
| 6664. | Lammain (lam3082004) | 53.32 | 95% | 2023-07-11 |
| 6665. | (jefftherudy) | 53.32 | 92% | 2021-01-10 |
| 6666. | Pedro (glockworks) | 53.32 | 92% | 2012-12-17 |
| 6667. | (swetaketu51) | 53.31 | 96% | 2022-06-02 |
| 6668. | cr7 (cr7_sui) | 53.31 | 95% | 2022-06-07 |
| 6669. | _akash_ (pealedpotato) | 53.31 | 95% | 2022-07-22 |
| 6670. | (aajan) | 53.31 | 96% | 2017-08-13 |
| 6671. | (organsland) | 53.31 | 98.6% | 2021-01-31 |
| 6672. | (nolan_f) | 53.31 | 95% | 2016-01-19 |
| 6673. | (yanessa) | 53.31 | 93% | 2012-12-03 |
| 6674. | (tursabihami) | 53.31 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 6675. | (janyk) | 53.31 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 6676. | (gwapotangtanan) | 53.31 | 93% | 2011-05-05 |
| 6677. | (fatmamma) | 53.31 | 90% | 2016-03-02 |
| 6678. | (dr_thrax1) | 53.31 | 94% | 2018-12-28 |
| 6679. | (botrazmic) | 53.31 | 95% | 2016-08-08 |
| 6680. | (69electromaniac69) | 53.30 | 95% | 2021-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |