As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22566. | Anthony (antvaz) | 55.39 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
| 22567. | spencer (sinisterserpent) | 55.39 | 95% | 2022-08-05 |
| 22568. | Eland (eelind) | 55.39 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 22569. | Dan Jayson (danjayson) | 55.39 | 91% | 2017-05-19 |
| 22570. | Matt (m_darkeyes) | 55.38 | 95% | 2020-08-08 |
| 22571. | Tyler (tlewy633) | 55.38 | 96% | 2020-02-06 |
| 22572. | Micaldos (micaldos) | 55.38 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 22573. | andrea (piccolo90) | 55.38 | 94% | 2016-11-13 |
| 22574. | Eric (d_m_t) | 55.38 | 94% | 2016-01-04 |
| 22575. | Lenny (lenny227) | 55.37 | 96% | 2021-10-31 |
| 22576. | Waseem (was11) | 55.37 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 22577. | guill_mach (guill_mach) | 55.37 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 22578. | Nirav (niravt) | 55.37 | 88% | 2017-05-03 |
| 22579. | Cassi (slowerthanmolasses) | 55.37 | 94% | 2021-06-14 |
| 22580. | Benji (benjijg) | 55.37 | 89% | 2015-05-01 |
| 22581. | satanjay (satanjay) | 55.36 | 98% | 2015-09-30 |
| 22582. | Wong (60484916) | 55.35 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 22583. | nitro (nitrocircus) | 55.35 | 95% | 2017-08-20 |
| 22584. | Olamide (ifingeredyourkeybo... | 55.35 | 98% | 2018-03-27 |
| 22585. | Botanic (botanic) | 55.35 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
| 22586. | alex (alexsf_9000) | 55.34 | 95% | 2023-01-28 |
| 22587. | gi (gi_prim) | 55.34 | 94% | 2022-05-09 |
| 22588. | GOAT (qwerty1111) | 55.33 | 96.3% | 2021-02-01 |
| 22589. | Omar (omar_hafez) | 55.32 | 94% | 2022-03-26 |
| 22590. | giraffe (buzzcity14) | 55.32 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 22591. | Shahzod (shakhzod1777) | 55.32 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 22592. | FreePalestine (haji_wiki) | 55.31 | 96% | 2025-08-27 |
| 22593. | Gu (gurus848) | 55.31 | 91% | 2016-12-31 |
| 22594. | Bhavya (bhavya_k) | 55.31 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
| 22595. | jai (predator726) | 55.31 | 95% | 2022-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |