I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15728. | lukasz (lukaszx) | 74.26 | 97.5% | 2021-02-14 |
| 15729. | Mercy. Jacob (bonnie321) | 74.26 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 15730. | momimomo (momimomo) | 74.26 | 97% | 2019-07-31 |
| 15731. | Eugene (sushiwaumai) | 74.25 | 95% | 2021-05-23 |
| 15732. | AWP (homerjs) | 74.25 | 94% | 2017-05-03 |
| 15733. | David (dvdtan20) | 74.24 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 15734. | Michael (emcxcme) | 74.24 | 98% | 2022-09-18 |
| 15735. | Asif Khan (asifkkkhan) | 74.24 | 97% | 2023-09-27 |
| 15736. | E Way (ewaytype) | 74.23 | 98% | 2022-06-04 |
| 15737. | Trevor (tfresh) | 74.23 | 95% | 2024-05-09 |
| 15738. | Please use an appropriate n... | 74.23 | 94% | 2021-07-31 |
| 15739. | Alexey (mangooste) | 74.22 | 96% | 2022-01-01 |
| 15740. | Taylor (tdmaxwell72) | 74.22 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 15741. | Dat (datdang) | 74.22 | 98% | 2021-01-05 |
| 15742. | levani (levanacixo) | 74.22 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 15743. | Andy (andykim18) | 74.22 | 93% | 2021-04-19 |
| 15744. | Me (usernamehere_) | 74.21 | 97.3% | 2023-09-11 |
| 15745. | Chaddog (svd997) | 74.21 | 99% | 2020-06-25 |
| 15746. | Bolutife (bostikforever) | 74.21 | 95% | 2015-10-04 |
| 15747. | Gunner (jamalmurraybetter) | 74.20 | 96% | 2025-05-20 |
| 15748. | Cam (camstola) | 74.20 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
| 15749. | Jack (jahull13) | 74.20 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 15750. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 74.20 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
| 15751. | you (you) (tdtdtdttt) | 74.20 | 96% | 2016-07-12 |
| 15752. | tarek (tarek1532) | 74.19 | 95.7% | 2024-02-05 |
| 15753. | Somil (ferm) | 74.19 | 97% | 2017-04-01 |
| 15754. | Jack (jhudson85) | 74.19 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 15755. | Cazzie (cazziebeans) | 74.19 | 98% | 2016-02-12 |
| 15756. | batman (gothamsbestie) | 74.18 | 97% | 2022-10-22 |
| 15757. | Adilzhan (adilzhan1112) | 74.18 | 95% | 2023-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |