So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28674. | Ghost Of owl (ghostofowl) | 54.92 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 28675. | gdcuber the goober (gdcuber13) | 54.92 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
| 28676. | Greg (sanzmaxxon) | 54.92 | 96% | 2015-09-16 |
| 28677. | Nhiep anh gia (nhiepanhgia) | 54.92 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 28678. | peepee (pissman) | 54.91 | 95% | 2019-01-29 |
| 28679. | Rikey (reycon) | 54.91 | 96% | 2021-12-26 |
| 28680. | rey (froaen) | 54.91 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
| 28681. | .... (whizzydizzy100) | 54.91 | 92% | 2016-12-21 |
| 28682. | Robert (rinnyzerg) | 54.91 | 94% | 2012-11-19 |
| 28683. | Ludwing (ludwing) | 54.91 | — | 2008-09-24 |
| 28684. | Robsonwp (robsonwp) | 54.90 | 95% | 2021-02-06 |
| 28685. | Joshua (servantra44) | 54.90 | 97.9% | 2023-08-07 |
| 28686. | sahith (sahith) | 54.90 | 95% | 2022-12-30 |
| 28687. | Raz (rolexdegree) | 54.90 | 93.4% | 2021-02-04 |
| 28688. | Dennis (babooni) | 54.90 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 28689. | max (xamxam23) | 54.90 | 91% | 2016-10-06 |
| 28690. | Max (max_gomez_) | 54.89 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 28691. | Dhurba (dxpog) | 54.89 | 94% | 2021-01-25 |
| 28692. | suraj kamaldeep (surajkamal... | 54.89 | 95.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 28693. | Steve (hotwind) | 54.89 | 93% | 2018-12-28 |
| 28694. | East (eastin) | 54.89 | 91% | 2015-02-22 |
| 28695. | borumi (borumi) | 54.89 | 96.2% | 2021-02-22 |
| 28696. | Relyfuse (frostbone) | 54.89 | 91% | 2012-04-16 |
| 28697. | Smanatha (househippo) | 54.89 | 90% | 2017-01-21 |
| 28698. | Hans (hanschan2007) | 54.89 | — | 2009-06-09 |
| 28699. | Dillan (djearls) | 54.89 | 90% | 2013-03-11 |
| 28700. | xsaroz (xsaroz) | 54.88 | 97% | 2015-03-24 |
| 28701. | Gaben (xelaton) | 54.88 | 91% | 2016-10-19 |
| 28702. | Kelly (kelrena) | 54.88 | 87% | 2012-09-30 |
| 28703. | Arturo (r2rach) | 54.88 | 94% | 2015-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |