I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10585. | Ahnaf (ahnaf0059) | 88.43 | 94% | 2025-11-04 |
| 10586. | negev (negev_lover) | 88.43 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 10587. | guessed (guessed_) | 88.43 | 98% | 2018-05-08 |
| 10588. | M (mattgarr) | 88.43 | 91% | 2017-02-16 |
| 10589. | Theroarx (theroarx) | 88.41 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 10590. | Zanuh (mrelister) | 88.41 | 96.2% | 2024-06-01 |
| 10591. | Roootkit (roootkit) | 88.41 | 98% | 2023-12-18 |
| 10592. | lara (tiredtypist707) | 88.41 | 94.7% | 2024-10-31 |
| 10593. | v (vlycoris) | 88.41 | 98% | 2023-06-04 |
| 10594. | Hjalte (hjaltebuch) | 88.41 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 10595. | Lord Voldemort (lord_voldem... | 88.40 | 97% | 2025-05-02 |
| 10596. | Matías (matambou) | 88.40 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 10597. | the1stpsycho (the1stpsycho) | 88.40 | 98% | 2025-06-21 |
| 10598. | (colemack) | 88.40 | 97% | 2019-03-27 |
| 10599. | Luke (lukejustine) | 88.40 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 10600. | babao (babao) | 88.40 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 10601. | Shawty (chase33) | 88.39 | 95.8% | 2025-01-22 |
| 10602. | ariel (borginer) | 88.39 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 10603. | switchedtoqwerty (switchedt... | 88.39 | 94% | 2022-07-27 |
| 10604. | Christian (bobbyjrrocks) | 88.39 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| 10605. | Josh (nqch) | 88.38 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
| 10606. | Fast (ferealqq) | 88.38 | 98.1% | 2023-09-25 |
| 10607. | Nibit (nibit) | 88.38 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 10608. | print("Desconocid0h")#0482 ... | 88.38 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 10609. | karsten (gamer112) | 88.38 | 100% | 2020-10-26 |
| 10610. | himani (himanii) | 88.36 | 95% | 2025-04-21 |
| 10611. | Carter (carterfromwisco) | 88.36 | 99% | 2017-05-05 |
| 10612. | Biohazard (b10hazard_) | 88.36 | 96% | 2021-11-03 |
| 10613. | Shrum (shrum) | 88.36 | 97.2% | 2023-05-17 |
| 10614. | Nishanth (nishanthswaminathan) | 88.35 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |