I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10131. | jesus (jbustos123) | 86.03 | 99% | 2018-12-24 |
| 10132. | Nick (cluelessneep) | 86.01 | 99.3% | 2023-11-30 |
| 10133. | M (mrwiggles77) | 86.01 | 96% | 2022-08-09 |
| 10134. | Ken (kenchoi777) | 86.01 | 99% | 2018-12-06 |
| 10135. | Maize (maizerowan) | 86.01 | 95% | 2017-04-14 |
| 10136. | Funky (funkychunkymon) | 86.00 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 10137. | Geetansh (pandaculture) | 86.00 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 10138. | Iboo (mriboo) | 86.00 | 95% | 2021-10-23 |
| 10139. | vivian !!! (pinkwafflecat) | 86.00 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 10140. | Tackshootr (tackshootr) | 86.00 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 10141. | harventhy (harventhy) | 85.99 | 98% | 2020-03-21 |
| 10142. | Nikos (nikpag00) | 85.99 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 10143. | Tomáš (eyzi25) | 85.98 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 10144. | anonym (thefencr) | 85.98 | 97.7% | 2025-02-02 |
| 10145. | Apprentoc (apprentoc) | 85.98 | 99% | 2020-01-07 |
| 10146. | bfpanda (gembelsuper) | 85.98 | 98% | 2017-04-14 |
| 10147. | BoredCelery (boredcelery) | 85.97 | 98% | 2025-07-12 |
| 10148. | Dan (sythyn) | 85.97 | 99% | 2017-12-20 |
| 10149. | mustard (spencerism) | 85.96 | 94% | 2017-04-03 |
| 10150. | kaylee (kayleee_p) | 85.96 | 96.6% | 2024-05-01 |
| 10151. | molotov_girl45210 (molotov_... | 85.95 | 95.6% | 2024-04-19 |
| 10152. | ega (egareyh) | 85.95 | 99% | 2022-05-30 |
| 10153. | abhilash (lash_32768) | 85.95 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 10154. | Blitzkov (dadamarkersinger) | 85.94 | 97% | 2018-06-19 |
| 10155. | onebigunicorn (onebigunicorn) | 85.94 | 97% | 2023-08-22 |
| 10156. | Catherine (cathy100) | 85.94 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| 10157. | Dimitri (vayeeder) | 85.94 | 97% | 2017-06-23 |
| 10158. | sabitovski (tursabihami) | 85.94 | 98% | 2017-02-07 |
| 10159. | bianj (bianj) | 85.93 | 95.4% | 2024-10-15 |
| 10160. | et (ltssohardtogetagooduser... | 85.93 | 98% | 2020-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |