Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30074. | Adreanna (anmendoza2010) | 53.29 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
| 30075. | Jonathan (typeslikeabaws) | 53.29 | 89% | 2013-04-15 |
| 30076. | Avijit (avi3777) | 53.29 | 96% | 2016-03-12 |
| 30077. | Jheser (dicotips) | 53.29 | 96% | 2020-12-26 |
| 30078. | Vitjashka (vitjashka) | 53.29 | 95% | 2017-12-31 |
| 30079. | GÜLDEREN (gulderen) | 53.28 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 30080. | Ali (katali119) | 53.28 | 98% | 2018-02-07 |
| 30081. | Ahmed (sudanix) | 53.28 | 85% | 2012-05-03 |
| 30082. | Alexis (incmach) | 53.28 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| 30083. | BOBA (bobavfett) | 53.28 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 30084. | pirablos12 (pirablos12) | 53.28 | 96% | 2020-03-22 |
| 30085. | tejas (tejasmax) | 53.27 | 94% | 2018-06-19 |
| 30086. | Tu (lantusky) | 53.27 | 98% | 2020-12-28 |
| 30087. | Harvey (lawyer001) | 53.27 | 95% | 2022-03-09 |
| 30088. | Matthew (matthew_2) | 53.27 | 94% | 2022-06-27 |
| 30089. | Glenn (glenn72290) | 53.27 | 96% | 2022-07-16 |
| 30090. | Eric (etwijaya) | 53.26 | 91% | 2013-10-10 |
| 30091. | BoredButton (boredbutton) | 53.26 | 97% | 2014-05-01 |
| 30092. | Sriram (sam142) | 53.26 | 95% | 2022-01-10 |
| 30093. | Jesse (pinkman_13) | 53.26 | 96% | 2022-01-11 |
| 30094. | Ken Joshua (kenjoshua143) | 53.26 | 96% | 2020-12-23 |
| 30095. | Carl (gimaritis) | 53.25 | 86% | 2015-01-11 |
| 30096. | Julia (juliavar) | 53.25 | 98% | 2016-08-12 |
| 30097. | Welcome to Brazil (thunder02) | 53.25 | 95% | 2016-11-03 |
| 30098. | Wan (wzul) | 53.25 | — | 2009-12-12 |
| 30099. | Sushi (sushixr) | 53.25 | 94% | 2023-01-09 |
| 30100. | Bình (juliecorstarr) | 53.25 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 30101. | Noel (noel_svartsjo) | 53.25 | 95% | 2023-04-26 |
| 30102. | Sherzodbek (sherzodbek) | 53.24 | 88% | 2015-05-05 |
| 30103. | Raziel23 (raziel23) | 53.24 | — | 2010-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |