So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33946. | SirHIroshii (sirhiroshii) | 44.73 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 33947. | Mike (vasili454) | 44.73 | 95% | 2013-07-22 |
| 33948. | M Awais (ajmi) | 44.73 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
| 33949. | shake (shakeyiu) | 44.73 | — | 2009-03-29 |
| 33950. | SOUR16 (andreixander) | 44.73 | 94% | 2016-06-15 |
| 33951. | Thananchai (aveo) | 44.73 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 33952. | Maddie (ucantstopme) | 44.72 | 93% | 2015-01-15 |
| 33953. | Pradip (pradipg) | 44.72 | 86% | 2017-02-11 |
| 33954. | Cheryl (windwoman1) | 44.72 | — | 2010-10-05 |
| 33955. | Christine (sealech) | 44.71 | 85% | 2013-11-27 |
| 33956. | Shreyash (shreyash_he) | 44.71 | 95% | 2022-09-18 |
| 33957. | Hebe (hebe_) | 44.71 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 33958. | Cocnuts (epicfuzzybeastxd1) | 44.71 | 92% | 2013-03-01 |
| 33959. | Twilight (twilight) | 44.71 | — | 2008-11-15 |
| 33960. | LUIS (rosario) | 44.71 | — | 2008-11-28 |
| 33961. | Jay (Mami Vee) (jay400) | 44.71 | 92% | 2016-09-16 |
| 33962. | Nayeem (mnayeem97) | 44.70 | 96% | 2023-08-13 |
| 33963. | BoredButton (boredbutton) | 44.70 | 94% | 2014-04-09 |
| 33964. | Tazeem (tazeem) | 44.70 | 87% | 2016-05-06 |
| 33965. | Kosmo (cosmotron13) | 44.69 | 94% | 2019-10-02 |
| 33966. | lawartur (lawartur) | 44.69 | 95% | 2022-12-04 |
| 33967. | DavdeQ (qavideq_1337) | 44.69 | 92% | 2020-10-27 |
| 33968. | Yen (minh_yen) | 44.69 | — | 2010-07-17 |
| 33969. | HC (hphsong) | 44.69 | 94% | 2014-02-10 |
| 33970. | Derp (bandchick101) | 44.68 | 84% | 2013-11-24 |
| 33971. | Atmost (moolian) | 44.68 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| 33972. | Md Ashik (devashik) | 44.68 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 33973. | Binh (binhvt) | 44.68 | — | 2011-04-17 |
| 33974. | Arya (aryazhooey) | 44.68 | 88% | 2015-09-25 |
| 33975. | fredayang3202 (fredayang) | 44.68 | — | 2010-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |