Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7667. | Nobody is perfect. (odareal... | 91.38 | 97% | 2021-12-10 |
| 7668. | Jackson (daddyjack) | 91.38 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 7669. | crai (crai27) | 91.38 | 98% | 2021-11-20 |
| 7670. | Farameer (farameer1) | 91.38 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 7671. | Mayumi (mayumi) | 91.38 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| 7672. | Enzoo (enderboyx200) | 91.38 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
| 7673. | tstats[theraptorjesus] (the... | 91.38 | 96% | 2017-02-16 |
| 7674. | Dawid (dawwid) | 91.38 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 7675. | Meszo (meszo) | 91.37 | 92% | 2012-10-19 |
| 7676. | Michael (vinyls) | 91.37 | 97% | 2012-10-20 |
| 7677. | `kf (kf_ck) | 91.37 | 86% | 2011-08-19 |
| 7678. | Bo (cheeseburger) | 91.37 | — | 2009-06-29 |
| 7679. | Necc (necc_pain) | 91.36 | 99% | 2022-05-19 |
| 7680. | Sorin (tur7le0010) | 91.36 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 7681. | Jeff (jjvanhan) | 91.36 | 97% | 2017-07-20 |
| 7682. | Faquarl (ekrpat) | 91.36 | 97% | 2017-07-29 |
| 7683. | Eugene (borchenc) | 91.35 | 95% | 2011-09-12 |
| 7684. | Christopher (lord_pretzel) | 91.35 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 7685. | Du (dukuch) | 91.35 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 7686. | peench (gozaimasu) | 91.35 | 92% | 2015-04-05 |
| 7687. | Jonathon (goodstuff11) | 91.34 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 7688. | 失败者 (palmtreeeee) | 91.34 | 97% | 2023-01-04 |
| 7689. | Kevin (kimchioncolemak) | 91.34 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 7690. | Mad (bornzor) | 91.34 | 97% | 2019-02-15 |
| 7691. | wizkorea (chrisy00) | 91.34 | 96% | 2013-10-11 |
| 7692. | Lisa (links) | 91.34 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 7693. | Lisha (lishazhang) | 91.33 | 99% | 2019-06-03 |
| 7694. | Sudip (donda) | 91.33 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
| 7695. | PPC (speedysteno) | 91.33 | — | 2010-10-22 |
| 7696. | Nazish (123456_nazish) | 91.33 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |