When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8929. | Jeremiah (jeremiah8338) | 84.83 | 96.7% | 2024-02-03 |
| 8930. | Linus (whiteninja713) | 84.83 | 96% | 2025-01-29 |
| 8931. | eckmeister (eckmeister) | 84.83 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 8932. | Pepe (pepeworm) | 84.83 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 8933. | Teabwoi264 (teabwoi2) | 84.83 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 8934. | Stelister (stelister) | 84.82 | 99% | 2022-04-25 |
| 8935. | Slasura (slasura) | 84.82 | 94% | 2022-08-11 |
| 8936. | Magehound (magehound) | 84.82 | 98% | 2019-08-05 |
| 8937. | Florian (witherflorianlp) | 84.82 | 96% | 2023-03-12 |
| 8938. | rabbit0vr (rabbit0vr) | 84.81 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 8939. | Yann (ystaggllaptop) | 84.81 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
| 8940. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 84.81 | 96.7% | 2025-01-17 |
| 8941. | jo (gogojojo) | 84.81 | 98.5% | 2021-02-14 |
| 8942. | ks (sempiedram) | 84.81 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 8943. | Sya (syaaaa_lol) | 84.81 | 96% | 2021-02-02 |
| 8944. | Jim (its_jim) | 84.81 | 96% | 2018-02-13 |
| 8945. | EvJ (ev_j) | 84.80 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
| 8946. | Homer (cowmonger) | 84.80 | 95% | 2016-12-29 |
| 8947. | Noah (nbarshain) | 84.80 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 8948. | Radamel (thecaomonster) | 84.80 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 8949. | Adam (borasz) | 84.80 | 98% | 2017-01-27 |
| 8950. | llama (flulululu) | 84.79 | 96.9% | 2024-06-14 |
| 8951. | endless (dm475) | 84.79 | 99% | 2022-07-10 |
| 8952. | Zac (linus_tech_deck) | 84.79 | 99% | 2020-08-24 |
| 8953. | Denny (shizkr) | 84.79 | 99% | 2020-08-26 |
| 8954. | Vakeels (skylake) | 84.79 | 96% | 2017-02-04 |
| 8955. | Aleksandar (a1eksandar) | 84.78 | 98% | 2019-05-11 |
| 8956. | Ryan Tabar (thetabar) | 84.78 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 8957. | theaveragedude (the_avg_dude) | 84.78 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| 8958. | Eliasdudee (eliasdudee) | 84.78 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |