I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7494. | big (dingerlol) | 93.09 | 96% | 2018-10-10 |
| 7495. | AJ (alquinso_) | 93.09 | 95.3% | 2025-04-01 |
| 7496. | fried fish (seventh77) | 93.09 | 97% | 2016-11-07 |
| 7497. | (bribe) | 93.08 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
| 7498. | Anderson (men_men_men) | 93.08 | 96% | 2024-06-11 |
| 7499. | Phil (joot) | 93.08 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 7500. | Noah (nowla) | 93.08 | 98% | 2019-11-06 |
| 7501. | bo (boquintana) | 93.08 | 99% | 2018-04-18 |
| 7502. | Noname (buiquangkhai1999) | 93.08 | 94% | 2016-08-29 |
| 7503. | Brian (thepinkelephantcar) | 93.07 | 95% | 2016-07-28 |
| 7504. | Turbo Topre (spicyfinger) | 93.07 | 92% | 2017-02-28 |
| 7505. | Dominik (jazzon) | 93.06 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
| 7506. | boss (jpairat) | 93.06 | 98% | 2026-01-11 |
| 7507. | TheDude (abc123race) | 93.05 | 99% | 2025-04-17 |
| 7508. | Anish (anishkganesh) | 93.05 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 7509. | sub2PaoLUL (sub2paolul) | 93.05 | 96% | 2023-07-12 |
| 7510. | seuu (minwastaken) | 93.04 | 97.2% | 2024-09-11 |
| 7511. | squall (squalllionheart) | 93.04 | 100% | 2023-06-20 |
| 7512. | verGlasY (verglasy) | 93.04 | 96% | 2020-07-31 |
| 7513. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 93.04 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 7514. | Jon (jon_cannon) | 93.03 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 7515. | Monster NT YT (monster_nt) | 93.03 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 7516. | AtomicSkunk (georgel8314) | 93.03 | 96.8% | 2024-08-12 |
| 7517. | Aron (aronbk) | 93.03 | 97% | 2019-08-03 |
| 7518. | asepBoljug (mnien) | 93.02 | 96% | 2024-08-26 |
| 7519. | uzi (cray_f) | 93.01 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
| 7520. | Jos (j0ssie) | 93.01 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 7521. | mosab (mosabreda53) | 93.01 | 99% | 2022-12-03 |
| 7522. | slowdown plz (abulkhairi) | 93.01 | 97% | 2018-01-21 |
| 7523. | E (mosanbrick) | 93.01 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |