Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24260. | I'm slow... (ac_type) | 62.14 | 94.6% | 2023-06-07 |
| 24261. | Ellie (daphne2) | 62.13 | 97% | 2015-12-14 |
| 24262. | KodokTroll (kodoktroll) | 62.13 | 89% | 2013-11-07 |
| 24263. | Kate (kbwilmo25) | 62.13 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 24264. | Lata (lata) | 62.12 | — | 2009-08-18 |
| 24265. | nikoloz (nikoloz93) | 62.12 | 95% | 2014-02-06 |
| 24266. | James (poseidon354) | 62.12 | 98% | 2012-09-12 |
| 24267. | Burrito (burritolord) | 62.12 | 94% | 2015-01-08 |
| 24268. | Suraj Gurung (samiraz) | 62.12 | 97% | 2023-08-27 |
| 24269. | Bubz (leospace) | 62.12 | 96.5% | 2023-08-01 |
| 24270. | Jealou Jay (jealoujay) | 62.12 | 96% | 2012-04-17 |
| 24271. | Galeona (galeona) | 62.12 | 96% | 2021-11-13 |
| 24272. | Mawon (wonlee) | 62.11 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 24273. | kajuyone (kajuyone) | 62.11 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 24274. | Marxal 㥅 (mcmontilde) | 62.11 | 94% | 2013-08-12 |
| 24275. | Luke (tric331) | 62.11 | 95% | 2021-08-27 |
| 24276. | thanh (greenriver) | 62.10 | — | 2010-01-20 |
| 24277. | Gagan Deep (slim0123) | 62.10 | 92% | 2014-12-16 |
| 24278. | kaleb (bootic) | 62.10 | 91% | 2016-12-14 |
| 24279. | amirhossein (amirho) | 62.10 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
| 24280. | cast (cast36) | 62.10 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| 24281. | Mike (promike) | 62.09 | 96% | 2015-03-08 |
| 24282. | Nikita (dr_nikita) | 62.09 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 24283. | PRINCE (pk226894) | 62.09 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| 24284. | Cyrus (cyrusdean) | 62.09 | 91% | 2015-11-25 |
| 24285. | MBK_ (mbk_) | 62.08 | 94% | 2020-10-20 |
| 24286. | Kartikeya (kitsgravity) | 62.08 | 95% | 2016-07-21 |
| 24287. | Jeremy (kirbzstar) | 62.08 | 97% | 2012-02-13 |
| 24288. | Tristen (munkyman) | 62.08 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 24289. | Michael (mpitta01) | 62.08 | 95% | 2022-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |