Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12494. | Michael (mjhan95) | 81.27 | 93% | 2013-09-27 |
| 12495. | Dantinyk (dantinyk) | 81.27 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 12496. | Greg (titogreg) | 81.27 | 93% | 2013-05-31 |
| 12497. | Storm (stormcenter) | 81.27 | 97% | 2016-07-20 |
| 12498. | Ethan (emahaulu20) | 81.27 | 98% | 2016-06-08 |
| 12499. | alvin (alvingogo) | 81.26 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 12500. | Karsen (karguy3) | 81.26 | 99% | 2022-03-05 |
| 12501. | Adriano (driferia) | 81.26 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 12502. | zehao (ttan18) | 81.26 | 94% | 2021-01-18 |
| 12503. | Hieu (hieugrection) | 81.26 | 96% | 2020-05-09 |
| 12504. | Phones (phones) | 81.26 | 97% | 2018-05-09 |
| 12505. | AMY (amy123) | 81.26 | 93% | 2013-09-12 |
| 12506. | Glitchin (glitchinakaapte) | 81.25 | 96% | 2023-09-23 |
| 12507. | MOLE (molemole) | 81.25 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 12508. | jayson (cloud023) | 81.25 | 95% | 2011-12-09 |
| 12509. | Frank (frank44) | 81.25 | — | 2010-11-27 |
| 12510. | jayb (jaybbbbbb) | 81.24 | 96.3% | 2023-11-02 |
| 12511. | Archie (xdev) | 81.24 | 91% | 2016-06-24 |
| 12512. | BootesVoid (bootesvoid) | 81.24 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 12513. | Teddy (teddyhol) | 81.24 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 12514. | Xi Jinping (wuhan_virus) | 81.24 | 99% | 2022-05-06 |
| 12515. | Jewyl (islandjewyl) | 81.24 | 99% | 2018-03-25 |
| 12516. | Ashley (cokemsheen) | 81.24 | — | 2008-09-28 |
| 12517. | Terra (terranavis) | 81.24 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
| 12518. | Anthony (anthonyk) | 81.24 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 12519. | FKruuse (fkruuse) | 81.23 | 95% | 2017-09-29 |
| 12520. | Cay (caysand) | 81.23 | 97% | 2023-08-15 |
| 12521. | 🐌💨🐢💨🐐💨 (m... | 81.23 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 12522. | Liam (backflip9) | 81.23 | 86% | 2017-01-18 |
| 12523. | meghna (megcha) | 81.22 | — | 2010-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |