The first time I made coffee for just myself, I made too much of it, not being used to being the only person there. And I wandered through the house like a little boy lost at the mall, and an astronaut could've seen the hunger in my eyes from space.
—from Woke Up New, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 14, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5023. | BR (brdiesel) | 107.64 | 99% | 2021-11-13 |
| 5024. | OneiricAbyss (oneirodynia) | 107.63 | 98% | 2025-08-13 |
| 5025. | Giulio (giulio89) | 107.63 | 99% | 2018-11-01 |
| 5026. | Jake (stinkydubeau) | 107.62 | 98.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 5027. | Shaun (actual_cannibal_shia... | 107.61 | 96.8% | 2023-09-19 |
| 5028. | adamski (adast1337) | 107.61 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
| 5029. | Yeej (yeej) | 107.61 | 96.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 5030. | Nguyen (rainfall1611) | 107.60 | 99% | 2021-12-08 |
| 5031. | Gagan (gagan18) | 107.59 | 99% | 2023-03-14 |
| 5032. | Evan (decone) | 107.58 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 5033. | Fabian (arthurnaibaf) | 107.57 | 97% | 2025-10-03 |
| 5034. | BoRiSwOnG (boriswong) | 107.57 | 97.3% | 2024-05-28 |
| 5035. | Jack (jr9810) | 107.57 | 98% | 2018-09-27 |
| 5036. | Bruh (bruh432) | 107.57 | 99% | 2021-07-09 |
| 5037. | yuvirayz (yuvirayz) | 107.57 | 98% | 2020-05-29 |
| 5038. | aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... | 107.57 | 96% | 2017-12-19 |
| 5039. | BootesVoid (bootesvoid) | 107.56 | 97% | 2026-03-11 |
| 5040. | Zale (zllee) | 107.56 | 96% | 2025-10-17 |
| 5041. | Steffin (steffin02) | 107.56 | 98.5% | 2023-11-20 |
| 5042. | KryTex (krytex) | 107.56 | 96% | 2017-09-16 |
| 5043. | hashem (alhindi01) | 107.56 | 97% | 2020-08-08 |
| 5044. | Senhelp (tunnapats) | 107.55 | 96% | 2025-09-28 |
| 5045. | Nick (wombatsy) | 107.55 | 98% | 2018-07-09 |
| 5046. | John (notforeheadman) | 107.54 | 97% | 2025-09-29 |
| 5047. | aiarys (aiarys) | 107.54 | 97% | 2022-09-03 |
| 5048. | Hazardous (hazardous1) | 107.54 | 97% | 2017-05-18 |
| 5049. | zevex (zevex) | 107.53 | 96% | 2018-09-21 |
| 5050. | somer (someradno) | 107.52 | 95% | 2022-10-27 |
| 5051. | Arnaud (llamaofoz) | 107.52 | 100% | 2020-10-26 |
| 5052. | Matthew (matt_daemond) | 107.52 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,718 | 87.60 | January 14, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 112 | 92.74 | December 15, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 98.84 | September 30, 2022 |