The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21983. | Insta: Thomas.Rowland (chop... | 68.85 | 94% | 2012-05-13 |
| 21984. | R (prind0) | 68.84 | — | 2009-07-24 |
| 21985. | Trent (priyank45) | 68.84 | 95% | 2019-01-30 |
| 21986. | Adam (nostromo13) | 68.84 | 90% | 2015-08-21 |
| 21987. | calum (calousime) | 68.84 | 93% | 2021-02-12 |
| 21988. | Dalu (dalu) | 68.84 | — | 2010-05-28 |
| 21989. | Intruder (mad_sam) | 68.84 | 96% | 2012-03-03 |
| 21990. | Yolandi H (yoli_lc) | 68.83 | 95.5% | 2023-06-29 |
| 21991. | Alex (alexwh) | 68.83 | 93% | 2012-10-18 |
| 21992. | Sai (sait3ja) | 68.83 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 21993. | Mark (10100) | 68.83 | 95% | 2022-08-15 |
| 21994. | Roland (branr3) | 68.83 | 94% | 2013-10-07 |
| 21995. | jakis (myron) | 68.83 | 97% | 2011-06-26 |
| 21996. | Teddy (y10d) | 68.83 | 98% | 2012-08-31 |
| 21997. | Wumi (wumi) | 68.83 | 97% | 2016-10-27 |
| 21998. | Anthony (seksii0320) | 68.83 | 98% | 2016-08-29 |
| 21999. | rob (boost291) | 68.82 | 96% | 2016-08-22 |
| 22000. | Joshua (joshuagil23) | 68.82 | 94.9% | 2021-02-12 |
| 22001. | Danny (weezelone) | 68.82 | 89% | 2014-03-30 |
| 22002. | area_51 (amritspkt65) | 68.82 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 22003. | Qiu (qiuqiu6699) | 68.82 | 99% | 2016-01-01 |
| 22004. | kojsot (kojsot) | 68.82 | 91% | 2016-01-23 |
| 22005. | Rokudan (rokudan) | 68.82 | 96% | 2012-03-02 |
| 22006. | corn_bro (videogamepony) | 68.82 | 93% | 2012-09-10 |
| 22007. | airi (kyunairi) | 68.81 | 96% | 2023-05-27 |
| 22008. | hihi (kareka_) | 68.81 | 96% | 2022-10-18 |
| 22009. | Dalia (flowhy_) | 68.81 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 22010. | Tiktian (tiktianc) | 68.81 | 94% | 2017-04-15 |
| 22011. | upsala_split (upsala_split) | 68.81 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 22012. | Nina (nina_viola) | 68.81 | 95% | 2012-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |