And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15299. | TimApple (dualofdualisprimal) | 87.24 | 99% | 2016-04-11 |
| 15300. | Aleksandr (kusto_tech) | 87.23 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 15301. | Edward (edsteezy) | 87.23 | 93% | 2013-03-21 |
| 15302. | Young (a7ive) | 87.23 | 99% | 2021-03-15 |
| 15303. | chef (chef124) | 87.22 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 15304. | Alvin (alwin630) | 87.22 | 99% | 2019-08-30 |
| 15305. | Dwayne (k120) | 87.22 | 94% | 2011-09-10 |
| 15306. | Bryan (brianbui) | 87.22 | 95% | 2017-04-25 |
| 15307. | Mishaal (mishaal_srt8) | 87.22 | 98% | 2012-04-22 |
| 15308. | Kushal (mack_spicyhunks) | 87.22 | 93% | 2011-07-22 |
| 15309. | J (hawkmanxp) | 87.21 | 97% | 2022-07-24 |
| 15310. | Bob (ybbo) | 87.21 | 97% | 2011-07-24 |
| 15311. | Leonspirit (ariantow) | 87.21 | 95% | 2012-11-30 |
| 15312. | JudasCleric (judascleric) | 87.21 | 96% | 2013-09-11 |
| 15313. | Elliot (uclacivil) | 87.21 | 97% | 2011-05-18 |
| 15314. | Marie (savannahmc) | 87.21 | 94% | 2012-07-09 |
| 15315. | E (tostedlaptop) | 87.20 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 15316. | Locky (locky800) | 87.20 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 15317. | MIcheal (booooby) | 87.20 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| 15318. | YourBroChris (yourbrochris) | 87.20 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 15319. | anne (ayenenee) | 87.20 | 95% | 2022-09-15 |
| 15320. | DWG (lsunixl) | 87.20 | 96% | 2020-04-22 |
| 15321. | Rokas (turkas) | 87.20 | 92% | 2016-01-17 |
| 15322. | Almer (almersafara) | 87.20 | 98% | 2019-09-19 |
| 15323. | Yoshi (yoyang) | 87.20 | 92% | 2016-05-03 |
| 15324. | obama (balduin) | 87.20 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 15325. | Barack (poexpress) | 87.20 | 95% | 2018-08-01 |
| 15326. | Clavinsk (linsk) | 87.20 | 94% | 2012-11-25 |
| 15327. | Dustan (howellbsbll06) | 87.20 | 94% | 2013-08-25 |
| 15328. | avi (dude571) | 87.20 | 98% | 2014-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |