I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11430. | Jef (jeffvmd) | 82.77 | 97.7% | 2025-04-02 |
| 11431. | Stabs (stabslive) | 82.77 | 95% | 2021-03-13 |
| 11432. | Harshal (bitbeast18) | 82.76 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 11433. | cesiu (cesiu) | 82.76 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 11434. | Mrityunjay (mrityunjay9) | 82.76 | 98% | 2016-03-11 |
| 11435. | ocramka (ocramka1) | 82.75 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 11436. | GuyTypiero (guytypiero) | 82.75 | 96.6% | 2024-03-03 |
| 11437. | Turqy (turqyturq) | 82.75 | 96.5% | 2021-02-24 |
| 11438. | Kade (kinkade137) | 82.74 | 97% | 2019-07-20 |
| 11439. | Ploushz (ploushz) | 82.74 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 11440. | sdds7667 (sdds7667) | 82.72 | 96.6% | 2024-09-07 |
| 11441. | Ethan (drizzy123_) | 82.72 | 98.4% | 2024-12-03 |
| 11442. | Annie (yourirregulartomboy) | 82.72 | 97% | 2023-07-11 |
| 11443. | greyb (greyb) | 82.71 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 11444. | Yuvan (uvrayz) | 82.71 | 96% | 2017-08-03 |
| 11445. | \ (wozby) | 82.71 | 95% | 2015-05-06 |
| 11446. | SushiB0mber (hirakata7) | 82.70 | 93% | 2016-07-01 |
| 11447. | Reaper (reaper_123) | 82.70 | 96% | 2022-10-03 |
| 11448. | poopycock17 (luigi65536) | 82.70 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 11449. | bryan (forzemi) | 82.70 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 11450. | Kevin (keviniskevy) | 82.70 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 11451. | boocoo (boocoo) | 82.70 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| 11452. | 111 (grimiv) | 82.70 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 11453. | Tong (hiddenbanana) | 82.70 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 11454. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 82.70 | 90% | 2017-01-31 |
| 11455. | Mutahir (_mutahir_) | 82.70 | 94% | 2015-07-18 |
| 11456. | vln (vlak) | 82.69 | 99% | 2017-11-21 |
| 11457. | Rascell (soul94) | 82.69 | 97% | 2016-04-14 |
| 11458. | Domen (antreu) | 82.68 | 97% | 2016-01-05 |
| 11459. | 🤝🤝 (joejiunn) | 82.68 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |