As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15113. | Alex (alexrac3r) | 72.19 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 15114. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 72.19 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 15115. | Ignas (s3i4) | 72.19 | 97% | 2017-03-16 |
| 15116. | razeen (bbyzeen) | 72.18 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 15117. | DoubleOfU (doubleofu) | 72.18 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 15118. | Emily (crydamoure) | 72.18 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 15119. | Dylan (odps) | 72.18 | 97% | 2015-11-23 |
| 15120. | John (vkts) | 72.18 | 93% | 2017-02-19 |
| 15121. | ALec (apollyon08) | 72.17 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 15122. | (thereayou) | 72.17 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 15123. | guwee (guwee) | 72.17 | 98% | 2015-07-09 |
| 15124. | Simon (siggyyo) | 72.17 | 94% | 2016-07-14 |
| 15125. | jo (0tac0n_) | 72.16 | 97.4% | 2023-12-10 |
| 15126. | SlipperySlope (eeilu) | 72.16 | 96.7% | 2021-02-13 |
| 15127. | mgupta (mgupta1410) | 72.16 | 96% | 2022-08-18 |
| 15128. | Arrival (arrivaldwis) | 72.16 | 91% | 2016-09-06 |
| 15129. | Erdenebat (speed8019) | 72.15 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 15130. | BooceJooce (boocejooce) | 72.15 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 15131. | Fauzan (fafalasta) | 72.15 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 15132. | Prefering (tregsomfaen) | 72.15 | 96% | 2015-05-16 |
| 15133. | ezpez (ezpez) | 72.15 | 95% | 2018-09-30 |
| 15134. | GidbinN (gidbinn) | 72.14 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 15135. | Srikkanth (sloth_speed) | 72.14 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
| 15136. | Shanishetti (shanishetti7) | 72.14 | 88% | 2016-03-28 |
| 15137. | muerky (muerky) | 72.13 | 96% | 2024-09-16 |
| 15138. | kawaaii (kawaaii) | 72.13 | 95.3% | 2023-10-11 |
| 15139. | Bao (darknight91) | 72.12 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 15140. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 72.12 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| 15141. | Yakhe (ken007) | 72.12 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 15142. | Dran (creyon) | 72.12 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |